Thanks to that menace Daniel Dougherty, I'm having flashbacks to my days working at Applebee's in high school. It was exactly like "Friday Night Lights" except with bad skin, fat, angry customers, and platters of lukewarm nachos bigger than your head.

I'd wake up… Read full post »

Come on baby, light my William Safire.

I know I'm alone on my own little planet, "Little Prince"-style, with this one, but I'm going to sally forth anyway: I hate it when you ask people how they are, and they say, "I'm well."… Read full post »