Heather Michon

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JANUARY 6, 2011 9:41AM

Signs Of The Aflockalypse

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Dead Birds Line Lousiana Road

 What are these little birdies trying to tell us?

 

Five thousand red-winged blackbirds fall dead from the skies over a short stretch of Arkansas highway. Another 500 in Louisiana. Another 50 in Kentucky. Hundreds more in Sweden and New Zealand.

An estimated 100,000 drum fish go belly-up in the Arkansas River, joined by an estimated two million of their fishy brethren in the Chesapeake Bay. Meanwhile, the sale of fish in one Brazilian coastal region is suspended after more than a hundred tons of dead sardines float in on the tides. At least 40,000 dead crabs litter beaches in the United Kingdom. There are other reports of fish kills in Haiti, Australia, and Wales.

And that’s just in the last week.

The scientific explanation for what some wags have dubbed “The Aflockalypse” seems to be: “it happens.” Some of the US bird kills could have been caused by the atmospheric conditions that accompanied the massive, deadly weather systems that passed through the Plains and Southeast over the holiday weekend. Fish kills in winter are usually due to too-quick drops in water temperature.

But the growing reports of these mass deaths has generated a lot of comment online, and not (just) from the Tinfoil Hat Brigade. You don’t have to believe in the evils of Corexit or the dangers of HAARP or the prophecies of Nostradamus to see the of thousands of crumpled little birds laying in the road on New Years’ Day as grimly symbolic.

Everything seems to have gone awry. Our natural world is totally out-of-whack. Forget the mysterious bee apocalypse and the tar balls continually barfing up on Gulf beaches...try to remember the last day you weren’t hearing about some new extreme weather record. Even if you don’t believe in global warming, it’s hard to deny global weirding.  

In our constructed world, the old rules no longer apply. Heretofore hardworking people can’t find jobs, and responsible homeowners can’t keep their homes. One or two bad breaks is all it takes to put entire families on the streets. Government and municipal services seem to be undergoing some kind of mass kill of their own. You want symbolism? A young man in Manhattan, depressed and on the verge of eviction, jumped out of his apartment window nine stories above West 45th Street. He landed in a huge pile of uncollected garbage and survived.

Symbolism is a language we speak to guide ourselves through life. If you accept that mass animal deaths are relatively normal events, and that  -- if you look hard enough -- you’ll find reports of large and small kills all over the world, then it stands to reason that we’re only forcing it into a pattern because there’s something larger narrative we need to see.

This begs the question: What do we need to see right now? What story are we trying to uncover? And, most importantly, what do we do with what we see?
   

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I'm going to walk my dog, then will reread Sartre's Nausea...you think he was depressed, what about Simone?



stop the advance of the 451s
Media on over kill and a world gone mad.
Life is normal, right??
There's an interesting novel, Friend of the Earth, by TC Boyle, that, while not that great a book imho*, gives an interesting picture of where "global warming" might actually take us and why "climate change" a more accurate. I don't know that it applies here but it can cause strange happenings that may not seem obviously related.

* The author did not admit my son to his very special writing class at USC so loyalty prohibits me from giving a wholehearted recommendation - maybe find the book used or at a library. With this in his history how good can he be?
@nerd cred - Well, boo, TC Boyle. (And super-special writing classes, for that matter.)

I've always thought the "global warming" was the wrong term just from a "branding" standpoint.

There was just a great opinion piece in the Times called "Bundle Up, It's Global Warming" that has an interesting take on how the loss of Arctic sea ice might be driving the changes in the jet stream. There are critics of this theory, but it's still a good read, and I'd encourage everyone to check it out:

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/26/opinion/26cohen.html
The most important and sure sign of trouble for everyone and everything is the phytoplankton die off. There has been a 40% reduction in phytoplankton since 1950.

They are the foundation of the marine food web, if that matters to anyone.

If that doesn't stir you, perhaps you should know half the Earth's oxygen is produced by phytoplankton.
I can't see how you can worry about millions of dead birds when Lindsay Lohan might have to go back to jail.
@Michael's right....we have to keep things in perspective. The first story I read this morning was on the burning question of Natalie Portman's "baby bump."
Heather, please tell me you did not read beyond the headline!
Tragedy? Ugliness? The unexplained? Why can't the world continue to be safe, predictable and cozy — the way I thought it was when I enjoyed the innocence of childhood?