But I got into a relationship lately, as you also know, with the Miles Davis of cunnilingus. My boss told me jokingly this week, "I am calling your sponsor and telling her to put you on relationship restriction. I need the old Helen back, the one who could operate Microsoft Word and do some actual WORK!" At least I THINK she was joking.
She was standing in the aisle between my cube and that of my coworker. He's a man. He rolled out of his cube to see what she was talking about and yelled, "Oh, Christ! LOOK at her; she's got . . . RELATIONSHIP HAIR!"
Later he told me he was trying to think of describing it in a way that would avoid any unpleasant entanglements with HR.
The next day, I was walking out of the breakroom as he was walking towards it. He stopped in his tracks. "Christ! NOW she's got the whole "relationship AURA! The hair! The wrinkled T-shirt . . . everything!"
He should see me this morning:
Now THAT'S what I call Relationship Hair!
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For what it's worth, even with wake-up hair you look trendy.
Oh, but this blog post was about hair, wasn't it.... sorry, my mind seems to always go off in these crazy directions... you got me thinking!!!
I'm glad you've got Miles Davis. I'm also extremely fortunate in that area and feel like a fine instrument that gets played every night.
Ah. Romance and sex. Can't beat it.
Enjoy!
Rrrrrrrrated!
Roger; yes, you are right. I'm a lucky girl.
Helloshelied; thanks, darling.
Middleaged; that's what we are here for, isn't it? To get each other thinking? Love ya.
Lea; cymbals can crash nicely too!
Dave; you are perceptive. I think my guy went to a conservatory or something.
Brian; different strokes?
Deborah; I don't know if it's awe or love. I don't know whether to puke or go blind, but it's lovely! Thanks, doll!
Fireeyes; isn't it nice not to have to have false modesty? I've got plenty of not-so-hot and mediocre features, but it's wonderful to know we've got what we've got! Big smooch.
fingerlakes; you are aptly named, evidently! Thanks!
Susan; good answer! I'll try it and let you know if I get a reaction!
Beez; thanks! Keep buzzin', you'll get some honey.
Duaneart; I'll keep the light on for you.
Thanks, all, for stopping by!
That is priceless! A skilled tongue is a wonderful thing, isn't it?
Oh you have "sex hair" alright. I love that "just had a romp" look, its so messy and hot. Love it.
Rated for HOT DAMN!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I wish I may, I wish I might, have like yours for just one night!
Will; Thanks, girlfriend! "Praise from Caesar is praise indeed."
Verbal; I'll try. If we don't do anything stupid, like moving in together, we may be able to make it stretch. That would be noice! Thanks!
Yay for getting well laid!
Msr. Chariot - that's what four-poster beds are for.