Let's see, they're Christians, right? How about they are giving all they have to the poor and disappearing to live lives of fasting and meditation, thereby never darkening our flatscreens or tabloids again? Oh, I guess they're not that kind of Christian.
How about a murder-suicide pact, having previously drawn up their wills and leaving all their children to Brangelina?


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Yes; I like your idea better. We Americans do seem to love thinking about other peoples' reproductive lives, don't we?
Thanks for the comment, Roger!
Poor kids.
Ablonde; astute as usual! Thanks, doll!