OK, what's worse?
A. Your husband is "Client #9.
B. Your husband has "a wide stance."
C. Your husband diddled a chunky intern with thong panties and a Ronald-McDonald-size beret in the Oval Office .
D. Your husband admitted he's secretly gay at a press conference while you stood gritting your teeth beside him.
Death is not an option.


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And I still don't know what the heck that Governor said in his press conference yesterday, he rambled so much he lost me.
"Oh! you forgot John Edwards. It's always adds a little punch when they lie and cheat when you're dying of cancer. :)"
No, Edwards was repetitive. The king of "diddling while the wifey is getting chemo" has to be Newt Gingrich.
Newt also ha a connection with C: he was diddling an intern in his Congressional offices while leading the fight to impeach Clinton for diddying an intern in the White House.
The difference is, Democrats don't try to destroy Republicans for not following their version of morality.
@ Deborah, I appreciate your reasoning, but I can't get upset about my man Bill, much as I wouldn't want to be married to him.
@ dolores; thanks, yes, I think C is the least horrible, too.
@ Runaway, you know, I can't get upset with John Edwards TOO much. Of course, I once had a fling with a man while his wife had cancer; I think sometimes being in the midst of so much that is deadly makes one need something alive; sex is certainly that. Now the woman Edwards chose to get all lifey with is something else; I don't understand that at all.
Newt, on the other hand, should be dragged out into the street and . . . . but for myriad infractions (including possession of an offensive face), not just the serving papers on the wife in the hospital thing.
Oh, and of course, one of the worst would be McCain, who called his robo-wife a cunt for slathering on the makeup "like a harlot."
Thanks again, all.