On the Natch

Baby Boomer, Grrrrandma, Urban Goddess

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Las Vegas, Nevada, US
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March 18
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Helen H. Moore
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Visit my website; http://www.helenhmoore.com or follow me on twitter @helliepod

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AUGUST 7, 2009 12:04PM

Sex Trumps Everything

Rate: 12 Flag

Plenty has happened and I will tell you some:

I fell in love.

Remember the Miles Davis of cunnilingus? I moved in with him.

This has cut into my blogging time.

But I just approved the back cover copy for one of my soon-to-be-published books for Central Recovery Press, and in the bio section, in addition to listing my other publishers, I listed this blog, On the Natch, on Open Salon. So I figured I'd better match the deed to the word and start blogging again.

I can't honestly say I've missed blogging, because my life has become a non-stop round of sex, work, and as little sleep as I (and he) can get by on. Sex trumps blogging.

I haven't worn underpants since May; no point. I've barely collected my mail. My grandkids have forgotten what I look like. I can't see out the windshield of my car. Sex trumps everything.

However, when we woke up this morning and realized neither of us had a clean shirt to put on to wear to the jobs we have become very bad at, somthing had to give. So.

I'm b-a-a-a-a-a-a-c-k!

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Ahhh, my friend I was wondering where you went. I'm happy for the sex trumps everything gig....hoping it doesn't wear off too soon. So give us a blog on some day to day livin' in dirty laundrey/bad employee/no grandkids/live-in lover world. :)
I was just wondering where you were... at least you have a great (and fun) excuse. May you continue to enjoy your life as a trumpet.
Happy for you. I'm going to be a big person and just go with happy. Not jealous. Not envious. Not whining... just happy.

Welcome back.
:)
xo
@ Deborah; thanks, you sweet thing! I'll take your advice!

@ LadyMiko; yes, I agree-- Woooo!

@ Roger, glad to be back in my trumpet incarnation! You remembered!

@ waking; remember girlfriend, every pup has her day and if it's my day now, there was a period of six years when it wasn't. If it isn't your day at the moment, it will be, my sweet! Thanks for coming by!
I'm the exact opposite of wakingupslowly - I am ENVIOUS (you bitch!), I am jealous (that bastard got there before me!) and I am whiny (as you can tell).

I missed you so much but I just knew you hit the jackpot. I am happy for you and I wish the same foir me ASAP!
Oh, Duane, it will. If a 56 year old recovering alcoholic grandmother with money problems up the wazoo can find love in Las Vegas, you can find it, or rather it can find you, wherever you are. And you are too flattering! I'm glad you're still here; when I came back on this morning, I wondered which of my old OS friends would still be here! Yay! Duaneart is still here!

Thanks!
I was wondering where you had been! Great new about your book but even better news about your romantic life! Congratulations and, if you wouldn't mind, could you get a little extra for me...?
Much as I fear Meg Ryan, would it be wrong to say, "I'll have what she's having"?

Welcome back!
I can imagine how jealous everyone around you must be! Drop your laundry at one of those places that does it all for you! Because, as you know, sex trumps everything!
Well, I just joined today and you are the second blog that I have read and it's awesome! Something real. I will be one of your regular readers! good luck in everything that u do! feel free to check out my blogs...when i actually start writing one! :)
I rate this very much. There must be a way to blog while you're...never mind.