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havlin

havlin
Location
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
Birthday
March 18
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Owner
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Helen H. Moore
Bio
Visit my website; http://www.helenhmoore.com or follow me on twitter @helliepod

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JANUARY 28, 2010 5:58PM

My Horrorscope

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Pisces Feb 18 - Mar 19

Week of 1/25Finance: Your stubborn streak has proven valuable regarding your finances this week. Translation: procrastination re. getting the car checked out has resulted in a $700 repair bill. But hey, Helen, you hung in there with your stubborn streak and didn’t get it fixed right, way back when lesser women would have caved! Actually, my stubbornness did result in getting V****me to agree to more copyright infringement $$, so I got that goin’ for me. An unwillingness to follow mainstream ideas has worked out on your behalf, and causes you to win against the odds. Preventive maintenance is for chumps; here’s a secret others don’t know: cars fix themselves. And oh, by the way, money really does grow on trees! Continue to trust your impulses as you make bold moves this week to secure your future. Buy a few more pairs of eyeglasses, you dolt. You gotta look good. 

You may find yourself dealing with high finance that may involve real estate. Buy a water heater for your rental property and deliver it yourself, and oh, by the way, your tenant needs a new shower head! But it’s all part of the exciting world of high-stakes real estate investing!

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Ummmm... I kind of did this post already ("Your Horroscope.")
Try fortune cookies next time.
Liked it anyway.
R
Glad I'm a Scorpio. By the way, John that is one of my biggest fears. r
@ john, thanks. Next time, try copyrighting the word "Horroscope!" That way, if I or anyone else infringes it, you, too, can get the big bucks!