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Helen Stortini

Helen Stortini
Location
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
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www.unemploymentroadshow.com/
Bio
www.unemploymentroadshow.com I've decided it’s time to find the holy grail of employment: my dream job. I'm tired of stumbling from one job to the next–like I'm in a career bouncy castle. Instead, I'm going to start looking where I leap. Hence the commencement of the Unemployment Roadshow–it’s kind of like bring your daughter to work day, but it’s bring your unemployed 33-year-old friend instead. It’s an opportunity for me to test drive careers, but also to explore the myriad of work (be it weird, wonderful, or ordinary) that people do everyday. And to find out what it is that makes people truly enjoy the work that they do.

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FEBRUARY 20, 2010 4:24PM

The Desk Job

My preferred workplace in my early twenties

Roadshow Stop: Growing Chefs!
Roadshow Mentor: Helen Stortini, Executive Director

After University, wayward and unsure of how to get a real job, I decided to go treeplanting in Northern Ontario. It was hell. I would spend 10 hours each day clawing my… Read full post »

JANUARY 22, 2010 8:35PM

Benefits for “Insured Participants”

A 100% unrelated photo

I thought today on the Roadshow, I would post a few handy resources for my fellow unemployed. These things are really only helpful if you are an “Insured Participant” meaning you’re currently collecting Employment Insurance or have collected it i

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JANUARY 15, 2010 2:24PM

I know Kung Fu

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Roadshow stop: Kung Fu Instructor
Roadshow mentor: Sifu Ralph Haenel, Wing Tsun Kung Fu Vancouver

The air in the narrow studio was sticky from sweat and laboured breathing. Slightly worn from an intense round of sparring,… Read full post »

The Roadshow now has an Australian Foreign Correspondent

One of the unexpected results of my Roadshow has been the significant amount of empathy I’ve received. I guess this isn’t too suprising given that Canada’s unemployment rate is 8.5%. (And that 8.5% doesn’t

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JANUARY 6, 2010 1:43PM

Roadshow on the Early Edition

On Monday morning, the Roadshow made an appearance on CBC’s Early Edition. If you weren’t up Monday morning at 6:21am, have a listen.

Associate Producer Rob Easton tagged along for the Roadshow stop as a dog walker. If you missed the piece on dog walking, you can read it here.… Read full post »

Roadshow stop: Carbon Project Solutions
Roadshow mentor: Joseph Pallant

Joseph Pallant, President and CEO, Carbon Project Solutions

Of the few things that stand out from my high school education is a video that I watched in my OAC World Issues Geography class. (My reference

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DECEMBER 15, 2009 4:14PM

Boozy Poolside Lunches

Brightlight Pictures is located at the Bridge Studio

Roadshow stop: Film Executive
Roadshow mentor: Liz Levine, Brightlight Pictures Inc.

It’s pretty obvious from some of my previous posts that I watch too many movies. Or, more accurately, I’m prone to conjure unrealistic fantasi… Read full post »

DECEMBER 8, 2009 3:26PM

Your Choice

I’ve been on the Roadshow for just over two months and I’ve done a total of 14 different jobs. While I haven’t yet surmised where I want my career path to go next, I have gleaned an inside look at many interesting professions. So far, most of the Roadshow stops have… Read full post »
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NOVEMBER 30, 2009 2:07AM

Dog Walking: My Six New Best Friends

Roadshow Stop: Dog Walker
Roadshow Mentor: Laura Davies, Creature Comforts

You only need walk a few blocks on Vancouver’s 4th Ave or in Yaletown to see evidence of our society’s dog devotion–bakeries, spas, stylists, couture–all dedicated to the canine. Dog&r

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NOVEMBER 24, 2009 1:32PM

Intentional Exercise

Roadshow stop: Personal Trainer
Roadshow mentor: Steve McMinn

Irv’s pull-ups. He barely needs my assistance.

My pull-ups. Steve is doing most of the ‘heavy’ lifting here.

Pull-ups are harder for women than men. It’s how we’re built. However, I am n

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NOVEMBER 18, 2009 7:45PM

The Computer-Inclined

Roadshow stop: Nitobi Software

 A rudimentary (and homemade) pictorial depiction of my day at Nitobi Software.

The lights were low and the place was filled with the constant accumulative hum of high powered computers. In the entrance way sat a Foosball table, the

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NOVEMBER 14, 2009 12:35PM

The Book Publisher's Elephant

Roadshow stop: University of Texas Press
Roadshow mentor: Casey Kittrell, Acquisitions Editor

When I worked at Whitecap Books, my favourite days were the ones a new shipment of books arrived from the printers. The Marketing and Sales Manager would circulate the office dropping off a copy for everyone… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 10, 2009 12:21PM

Wood If

Roadshow stop: Set of Wood If
Roadshow role: Swing

helicopters-webLow-flying helicopters in Chicago

There were military trucks everywhere. Police cars. Ambulances. There were even two tanks parked on the Clark St. Bridge. It was downtown Chicago, August 2007. Crowds of people lined the banks of the Chicago…

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NOVEMBER 4, 2009 3:18PM

The Underground Supper

My Mentor: Robin*
Details: The Garden ParTy underground supper club

With the commencement of the Roadshow, I’ve had to put one of my favourite past times–dining out–on hiatus. I’m not alone in this–for many, economic belt-tightening means slashing non-essential expe

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OCTOBER 31, 2009 1:00PM

My Career Zodiac Sign

I’m on the Unemployment Roadshow because I have no idea what I want. Embarrassing to admit, but true. But sticking to the search is tough. I have to continually resist temptation to find a job for the sake of having one–even if it’s totally wrong for

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OCTOBER 27, 2009 3:08AM

The Stock Market

“My money’s on the red shorts. Who’s in?” Ryan asked as he slammed $0.50 onto Laurence’s desk.

Laurence jumped from his office chair and reached into his jean pocket.

“I’ll take a piece of that,” he replied. “Even odds on the white shorts.&rd

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My mentor: Jason Potter
My mentor’s details: Transportation Planner, Bunt and Associates

A few years ago, I wrote a souvenir coffee table book on Los Angeles. In the course of my research, I was amazed by the amount of traffic factoids that I came across. I

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OCTOBER 20, 2009 6:53PM

My report on business (in Vancouver)

My Mentor: Andrew Petrozzi
My Mentor’s Details: Staff Reporter, Business in Vancouver; Editor, Employment Paper

I imagined a lot of smoke and whiskey. And way more yelling. I obviously watch too many movies, because before experiencing it first hand, my fantasy of

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OCTOBER 12, 2009 1:20PM

Lookin' Good

My Mentor: Kyla Day
My Mentor’s details: Freelance Designer and Developer

Looking good isn’t easy. Sure, there are a few natural beauties that can spring out of bed perfectly quaffed–every strand of hair in place, looking dewy fresh with breath smelling like hibiscus and roses. But

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OCTOBER 8, 2009 2:54PM

Life on the Line

My mentor: Kristine Kittrell
My mentor’s details: A chef with 10-years experience in the kitchen. Also happens to be my sister
Office/Organization/Business: A four diamond restaurant in Austin, Texas
Catch phrase: colourful language, but heard with frequency “F*ck a duck.”

&ls

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SEPTEMBER 25, 2009 7:10PM

The Unemployment Roadshow commences

Early retirement.

September 15, 2009

Early retirement. Funemployment. Work holiday. It has many monikers–my favourite being Freedom 35–and I joined its ranks on April 1st. (No fooling.) At first I was shocked, horrified, tearful. I

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