"Hello," she lied
- Location
- Savannah, Georgia, USA
- Birthday
- March 01
- Bio
- "Sic transit gloria mundi, pal."
- Garrison Keillor
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “What you said.”
1:32PM - “This makes my hands
shake.”
1:24PM - “What a lovely
tribute.”
12:12PM - “Why the long face,
Celine?”
November 22, 2009 10:10PM - “"Slight of
thought"
A phrase for
the keeper file.”
November 22, 2009 10:09PM
"Hello," she lied's Links
- Not Limericks
- Vigil
- Infinite Girl
- Dream for a Mad Scientist
- Southern-Fried Haiku
- The Allotment of Joy
- Fiction
- My Safe Words
- Trying to Fall Back in Love With You
- Erotica for Rabbits: a Quickie
- Dick Cheney: Farewell to the Shadow Years
- The Lost Limericks
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
- Pauline Reage
- Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- Yann Martell
- James Joyce
- William Butler Yeats
- Essays
- Death, Magic and AquaNet
- Gadhafi Vs. Latka Gravis
- I Did Not Start Rumor of Sarah Palin's Torrid Affair
- When I Played Pavarotti at Your Grave
- Satanic Weasels Baptism
- Your Lover's Parrot
- A Dingo Is My Baby!
- Oops. Apocalypse
- Nude Buffet Etiquette
- Congratulations Taste Like Rust
- A Walker's Guide to the Gulf Stream
- Squeaky President Bush's Head
Vigil
Death and magic and Aqua Net.
She died last evening, an easy death after a stunningly awful few days.
A week ago, my mom was laughing and as alive as anyone I have known. I spent last Tuesday with her and she hoovered up a fudge brownie from her favorite bakery, Back In The Day. Like… Read full post »
Jon and Kate Plus Eight Runaway Tinfoil Kayaks
Class IV rapids. Family hobby gone tragically awry. Tearful parents set aside their differences and share an agonizing vigil at Cataract Canyon.
CNN employs a "virtual river" wall map and Dr. Sanjay Gupta. MSNBC's split screen contrasts the real-time crisis with flashbacks to happier tim… Read full post »
I'm watching Muammar Gadhafi's speech to the United Nations and it's impossible to know whether he wants everyone to duck and cover, or participate in a group hug. The simultaneous translation is being performed by Latka Gravas, who keeps correcting himself on key points: ("You should accept...… Read full post »
"Blame opium," says Coleridge scholar
Nether Stowey. The annual round-robin recital of Rime of the Ancient Mariner has been completed in a record 0:29, reports a member of the Abridged Coleridge Society. "We got talking last year and decided to leave out the parts that were probably drug-induced." The poet is said to/… Read full post »
Infinite Girl
There is a crack in space and time
where you step into the void
and there is one where you hesitate
are saved
and save us all.
~ ~ ~
For Nina ~ August 1984 - September… Read full post »
Farewell, Rubberband Man: a Summer's Worth of Tweets
Canteloupe is either luscious or disappointing. There is no in-between.
Have finally listened to The Rubberband Man one time too many.
I can't enjoy Twitter. I might get 'followers' and then I'd feel responsible for them.
I have lost a friend to Second Life. Scuppernongs are… Read full post »
Lost manuscript reveals author's shameful fetish
Roissy. August 6 '09. A purported "lost preface" of the controversial 1954 novel, The Story of O, has fueled renewed debate in literary circles on the distinction between erotica and pornography. "I like a dirty story as much as the next person," said an anonymous critic. "What's troubling/… Read full post »
My Safe Words

"Choose your safe words," you said.
I won't need any. You won't go too far.
And you didn't. You took us where we needed to go, to the edge and plummeting over it, but never too far. Genius body. Beloved heart. I had no need for safe/… Read full post »
I did NOT start rumor of Sarah Palin's torrid affair
The rumor that I started one or more of these unfounded rumors is absolutely false:
Sarah Palin's South Beach club brawl with Rhianna
Sarah Palin secretly advising former Miss California, Carrie Prejean
Sarah Palin is biological mother of Carrie Prejean
Sarah Palin's real father, former… Read full post »

Gov. Mark Sanford (R-SC) heads into a "meeting" with his "staff." (AP)
Jenny darlin’,
Repercussions so far:
Family Values are down by 5 points.
Unemployment in Sanford's state remains steady, at around 11.5 percent.
Moral absolutes - the governor assures us - are sti… Read full post »
When I played Pavarotti at your grave
Weeks after you were buried, I came alone and played Pavarotti for you. "The fat guy with the great set of pipes," you used to call him. I brought the Walkman I had given you one Father's Day, and those tinny little speakers. If anyone had been watching, they'd have seen a woman/… Read full post »
Justice is blind, and Alaska likes it that way.
William Osborne, age 36, was convicted of rape in 1993. He fought unsuccessfully for the right to prove his innocence with DNA tests developed since his trial. (Photo: Bill Roth, Anchorage Daily News)
Yay, Alaska. Today the Supreme Court upheld your right to rem… Read full post »
Today I Baptized a Herd of Satanic Weasels
Or did I bathe a small unwilling dog? I don't know - and I'm afraid.
Memory is tricky in the aftermath of what was clearly an awful struggle. The deepest of the claw-marks is roughly shaped like a goat's head. There are pools of water in the bathroom… Read full post »
Dream for a Mad Scientist
Beneath the Pseudobombax tree
I quasi-pledge my love to thee.
Relucantly I’ll bend the vow
That semi-binds us here and now.

Words I loved to say and see,
Cherubs and chalcedony
Frangipani, memory
You promised me anemones.
Whisper 'pseu… Read full post »
Busted! Digg found these near-duplicates of your story:
We think your story might be a duplicate of one that was submitted by someone else. -- digg
Okay, since I'm new here I thought I should be a good OS citizen and do the digg/reddit thing with some favorite posts. Starting today. Registering is easy enough. The difficult… Read full post »
Southern Fried Haiku
southern summer
I will live here under one condition:
air
use georgia gently
leave nothing but footprints
Erotica for Rabbits: a Dirty Thursday Quickie

PART ONE ~ “Tender Was the Mesclun” ~
Clarice sauntered past the male rabbits with a dismissive glance. They were strangers to the garden, and in a lean season she might have objected to the intrusion. But not today. There were more than… Read full post »
Phrases to Teach Your Lover's Parrot
The Allotment of Joy
God I was greedy
Gulped it down like lemonade
Careless of consequences
Drunk with joy!
I spilled some.
Splashes of sweetness on wet sand
And while it vanished there,
I was already reaching for more --
Nothing's left but time. Read full post »
The Lost Yearbook of Elizabeth Barrett Browning's Boyfriend
Antique Books & Manuscripts Lot #154. You are bidding an 1817 edition of the Malvern Hills Junior High Tattler with inscribed flyleaf:
I wish I could count all the ways
I love thee, without the cliches.
I love thee a lot
You're a babe, you're so… Read full post »
This is Daisy. Her pedigree is uncertain, but I believe she is a dingo/hamster mix.

The shelter called her Stormy. It was her stage name in 'Vegas. Daisy is finished with that life now and pursuing her dream...
I hope she… Read full post »
Whatever became of Ahmed Chalabi?
You remember him, right? Distinguished gent, if a bit sly for some tastes. Shifty-eyed, and in demeanor as oily as the Zagros Fold Belt. Convicted and sentenced in absentia for a bank swindle in Jordan, he redeemed himself as an agent in the War on Terror.
Mr. Chalabi provided an essential… Read full post »
Oops! Apocalypse: Selling the War, One Lie at a Time
~ ~ ~
SHOCK & AWE, BEFORE:
We know he has been absolutely devoted to trying to acquire nuclear weapons. And we believe he has, in fact, reconstituted nuclear weapons. Dick Cheney, Meet the Press 3/16/2003¨
AFTER:
You may be reading too much. I don't know… Read full post »
&…
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