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MAY 8, 2009 10:53PM

The Lost Limericks of William Butler Yeats

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As this edition of Lost Limericks goes to press, The Yeats Society remains mired in acrimonious debate regarding the authenticity of "Sailing to Byzantium by Way of Nantucket."  

 

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The Second Coming

A beast with the head of a man

Is crouched in the hot French Soudan.

Don't be fooled by the slouch,

It's a fearsome old grouch.

When it wakes up, let's be in Japan.

 

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More insomnia for you! If everyone else in my house weren't sleeping, I'd be screaming with laughter. This is FABULOUS. I love Yeats--one of my literary idols--and know The Second Coming by heart, so this sendup is so much fun for me to read. Clever, clever!
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Sorry, couldn't help myself. I love it so much.

See you in Japan?
There once was a country not for old men ~
(I ran dry)
There once was a poet named Yeats
Whose poetry sparked great debates
As to whether expression
Of so much depression
Set students to moaning their fates
Clever post. It is an odd thing, I think, to call "The Second Coming" one of my favorite poems---it being so dark and rather terrifying (not to mention prophetic) but, darn it, it is. And this was a clever, clever take-off---and your comments (especially from Tom) are clever, too.

And have I used the word "clever" often enough? Duh.
Holy Crap Balls. (Rated).