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MAY 9, 2009 3:16PM

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Dublin, 2009. Scholars of James Joyce's so-called 'dirty' Letters to Nora are said to be bitterly disappointed with the recently discovered 'naughty' Limerick for Brandi, the poet's massage therapist.

~ ~ ~

I WOULD IN THAT SWEET BOSOM BE

There's no place I'd more like to be

Than clutched to your size Double-D.

So keep me abreast

Of my turn at your chest

And I'll write you a novel or three.

~ ~ ~

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I heard Nora was kinda bitchy.

Not too surprising JJ went for a soft pair o' tits.

Tenacity Smith

May 09, 2009 04:30 PM

The 'Letters to Nora' sounds sublime and perhaps an early form of unrequited blogging? This is the type of anonymous love and heart threads we stream now here on OS. Of course, not being well-read (lol but I read) I don't know if this is a joke. Regardless, I loved the pictures of the messages in a bottle it invoked, and how that speaks to what we do now here on this site.

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