"Hello," she lied.

"Hello," she lied

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MAY 21, 2009 8:16PM

The Lost Yearbook of Elizabeth Barrett Browning's Boyfriend

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Antique Books & Manuscripts Lot #154. You are bidding an 1817 edition of the Malvern Hills Junior High Tattler with inscribed flyleaf:

 

I wish I could count all the ways

I love thee, without the cliches.

I love thee a lot

You're a babe, you're so hot

I could tally your assets for days.

   

There is a second inscription, written in an unfamiliar hand and accompanied by a rude drawing:

  

 

SOD  OFF  Zit  FACE.

 

 

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"If they wrote porn" reboot. I love it!
intelligent humor... i like it! --rated--
Where do you come up with this stuff? I love it!
Very smart, very, very clever! Rated.
I wish i could have known yr friend , the teenaged boyfriend of
ms. barrett-browning....didnt she say, "since when did a genius found respectable?"...well, today....you....ha

the only man to ever
escape from elizabeth's grip....she dismissed him, and he was lucky, cuz then he met sylvia plath and had a happy life w/o hassles....she just offed herself instead of complaininmg all the time........so then he wrote a big illustrated book: the "Mathem,atico Maximus",

which in 1977 was secretly accepted as the text book for the next, oh, 32 yrs, then all hell broke loose

in 2009. jim, from the near future
This f'ing awesome. Sorry for the cuss words...sometimes I just have to. (Rated).