Here is just a partial accounting of celebrities who are not alleged, at least by me, to be sexually involved and/or criminally complicit with Former Half-Term Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin:
Did not slap Palin in South Beach parking lot
Does not blame Palin for her 2007 breakdown
Has not been seen escorting Palin to tony Bel Aire fundraisers
Did not ask Palin to bear his child
Has probably partied with her,but you didn't need me to tell you that
Does not credit Palin with saving his life
Signed ten or twelve copies of "These Boots" for Palin, but did not seek a restraining order
Denies that fan mail from Palin was intended
for Marilyn Manson
Were too busy singin' to put anybody down
Dick.
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CONFIRMED! Sarah Palin is not currently under investigation by the ASPCA, and there is no evidence that Palin will accept funding from so-called puppy mills for a 2010 Senate bird. These adorable puppies were not discovered in a damp, poorly lit sub-basement at the Palin home:
Also not a victim:
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Desnee Flakes
L in the Southeast
Catherine Forsythe
Dennis Loo
Motoring Homeless
Way2 Black
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This is hilarious. Rated.
You can start that rumor if you want.
Nor did I start the rumor that Adolf Hitler went off on a rant when he heard Palin quit.
Give it a few days and we'll see that on YouTube.
puppy mill financing.
crack pact.
(i thought that scream i heard when Miami Vice was cancelled was Philip Michael Thomas falling off the face of the planet!)
But the Monkees and Dick...well, without doubt, ladies and gentlemen, THIS is brilliant comedy.
My fave rumour: she is starting her own Theo-Political Party. Palocrats? Sarublicans? PalinDrones? Bull(shit) Moose?
I also heard that Sarah Palin was NOT behind the designer-eyeglass-frame-mind-control-mad-scientist-plot-to-control-the-world-or-at-least-those-easily-susceptible.
But I cannot quote the source from which it wasn't heard.
OMG - as a former state resident, you have found my sacred laughing political cow. (Rated).