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AUGUST 6, 2009 6:20PM

Lost manuscript reveals author's shameful fetish

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Roissy. August 6 '09. A purported "lost preface" of the controversial 1954 novel, The Story of O, has fueled renewed debate in literary circles on the distinction between erotica and pornography. "I like a dirty story as much as the next person," said an anonymous critic. "What's troubling about this document, should it prove authentic, is that it suggests the author had a fetish for five-line rhyming verse. That's disgusting."

 

 THE LOST LIMERICKS: PAULINE REAGE

 This is the story of O

Who's been left at this fancy chateau 

By her boyfriend René.

'Til she learns to obey

She'll be pimped like a two-dollar 'ho.

 

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At last - some news that matters!
Oh!!! The horror! The horror! *swoons*



Can I get up now? lol
Modernity adds panache.
I came here thinking you were writing about me and then sadly, I realized you were....
**snicker** It is Thursday and this was VERY imaginative.
Knowing the price of the 'ho helps to date the limerick.
Limericks are soooo much more fun than haiku. They're made to be dirty. And summarizing O just makes this that much more funny and clever. Love it!
You and I are going to have words...