"Hello," she lied.
"Hello," she lied
- Location
- Atlanta, Georgia, USA
- Birthday
- March 01
- Bio
- Soylent Green is human resources
MY RECENT POSTS
- Iraq Before and After (repost)
August 19, 2010 09:45PM - Vigil
November 19, 2009 11:24PM - Death and magic and Aqua Net.
October 27, 2009 03:41PM - Jon and Kate Plus Eight
Runaway Tinfoil Kayaks
October 18, 2009 02:55PM - There is a bomb, or Gadhafi
has invited us to brunch
September 23, 2009 01:10PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Jesus wouldn't need to
bomb anyone, silly. There are
super
volcanos for
that.
I
h…”
May 26, 2012 02:48PM - “Scary-beautiful!
Eclipses, like geysers, always
make me
wonder how it must
have f…”
May 22, 2012 01:44AM - “Now please tell us how
you'd solve a problem
like
Maria.”
May 09, 2012 05:57AM - “Daisy will be 5 years
old next month. Time! Who
knew?”
May 09, 2012 05:48AM - “"Nothing to fear. Be
alive."
Working on
it, thank you.”
March 23, 2012 05:46PM
"Hello," she lied's Links
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- Southern-Fried Haiku
- The Allotment of Joy
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- Erotica for Rabbits: a Quickie
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- The Lost Limericks
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- Death, Magic and AquaNet
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- When I Played Pavarotti at Your Grave
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May 26, 2012 02:48PM
“Jesus wouldn't need to bomb anyone, silly. There are super volcanos for that. I hope today is 102 percent better for you. If only you lived in Georgia,…”
About: Who WOULD Jesus Bomb? Life's questions and answers...
“Jesus wouldn't need to bomb anyone, silly. There are super volcanos for that. I hope today is 102 percent better for you. If only you lived in Georgia,…”
About: Who WOULD Jesus Bomb? Life's questions and answers...
May 22, 2012 01:44AM
“Scary-beautiful! Eclipses, like geysers, always make me wonder how it must have felt to experience these events when there was no science and no histor…”
About: And The Sun Is Eclipsed By The Moon
“Scary-beautiful! Eclipses, like geysers, always make me wonder how it must have felt to experience these events when there was no science and no histor…”
About: And The Sun Is Eclipsed By The Moon
May 09, 2012 05:57AM
“Now please tell us how you'd solve a problem like Maria.”
About: These Are a Few of My Least Favorite Things
“Now please tell us how you'd solve a problem like Maria.”
About: These Are a Few of My Least Favorite Things
May 09, 2012 05:48AM
“Daisy will be 5 years old next month. Time! Who knew?”
About: My dog is cuter than your baby.
“Daisy will be 5 years old next month. Time! Who knew?”
About: My dog is cuter than your baby.
March 23, 2012 05:46PM
“"Nothing to fear. Be alive." Working on it, thank you.”
About: Kerry Lauerman 'ought' NO GULP GIN.`Chaucer's Mead. Con C.?
“"Nothing to fear. Be alive." Working on it, thank you.”
About: Kerry Lauerman 'ought' NO GULP GIN.`Chaucer's Mead. Con C.?
March 23, 2012 05:36PM
“How brave you were, and are. I admire the way you fought to make some justice for your son, and so sorry you had to fight alone. Sharing this.”
About: And Justice For All
“How brave you were, and are. I admire the way you fought to make some justice for your son, and so sorry you had to fight alone. Sharing this.”
About: And Justice For All
December 22, 2011 11:14AM
“What Art James said, plus a personal note: unemployment ROCKS! I had forgotten how purely awful it was to endure forced socializing with people one mus…”
About: Holiday Party "Dos" and "Don'ts"
“What Art James said, plus a personal note: unemployment ROCKS! I had forgotten how purely awful it was to endure forced socializing with people one mus…”
About: Holiday Party "Dos" and "Don'ts"
December 09, 2011 12:22PM
“Your posts are both mystical and shrewd. Always worth reading more than once.”
About: A response:`Sacred Balance` to a poster named`Chris Pumpman
“Your posts are both mystical and shrewd. Always worth reading more than once.”
About: A response:`Sacred Balance` to a poster named`Chris Pumpman
October 06, 2011 02:21AM
“"So I understand better the joy in my mother's voice when I call, when I visit. Her motherhood instincts didn't resurface with aging and creeping…”
About: A Mother's Pain
“"So I understand better the joy in my mother's voice when I call, when I visit. Her motherhood instincts didn't resurface with aging and creeping…”
About: A Mother's Pain
October 06, 2011 02:03AM
“If Steve Jobs had been in charge of other American companies, we'd be selling American cars in Japan, American TV sets in Taiwan, and American cuckoo…”
About: Steve Jobs Dead at 56 breaking news
“If Steve Jobs had been in charge of other American companies, we'd be selling American cars in Japan, American TV sets in Taiwan, and American cuckoo…”
About: Steve Jobs Dead at 56 breaking news
October 06, 2011 01:52AM
“@skypixie: Was Steve Jobs a hero? Not in the benevolent, self-sacrificing way, certainly. And I wouldn't have wanted to work for him, because by most a…”
About: A Moment Of Silence
“@skypixie: Was Steve Jobs a hero? Not in the benevolent, self-sacrificing way, certainly. And I wouldn't have wanted to work for him, because by most a…”
About: A Moment Of Silence
March 28, 2011 05:54PM
“Black and white, the women on this show are typically cast from among a coven of sorta-divas whose bitchiness is only matched by their inability to acc…”
About: Kiss My Black Ass, Donald Trump!
“Black and white, the women on this show are typically cast from among a coven of sorta-divas whose bitchiness is only matched by their inability to acc…”
About: Kiss My Black Ass, Donald Trump!
March 28, 2011 05:38PM
“If I had a scrambled egg, and if it was lost at sea, or if I was lost at sea and feeling regret that I never had an egg, I would want you to be the fau…”
About: The night I lost my virginity: Spammer Inspired Tales of Woe
“If I had a scrambled egg, and if it was lost at sea, or if I was lost at sea and feeling regret that I never had an egg, I would want you to be the fau…”
About: The night I lost my virginity: Spammer Inspired Tales of Woe
January 28, 2011 06:27PM
“My dog instantly understood the meaning of "ach." She remains on the fence about "No."”
About: When It Is Wrong to Say "No!" to the Dog
“My dog instantly understood the meaning of "ach." She remains on the fence about "No."”
About: When It Is Wrong to Say "No!" to the Dog
January 28, 2011 06:25PM
“Terrifying.”
About: Caught in Violence: Text Messages from A Friend in Egypt
“Terrifying.”
About: Caught in Violence: Text Messages from A Friend in Egypt
January 26, 2011 05:15PM
“"ghetto nerds" I keep stumbling on your old posts by accident, and it's always a happy accident.”
About: The Walking Dead Has Jumped the Zombie Shark
“"ghetto nerds" I keep stumbling on your old posts by accident, and it's always a happy accident.”
About: The Walking Dead Has Jumped the Zombie Shark
January 26, 2011 05:04PM
“Tragically, Nancy Grace is also beginning to bore me. Now what?”
About: My take on the State of the Union
“Tragically, Nancy Grace is also beginning to bore me. Now what?”
About: My take on the State of the Union
January 13, 2011 11:54PM
“Perfect is the next awesome. Excerpt from actual phone conversation with Customer Service: "My cable is out again. It's the third time today.&quo…”
About: Can We Please Stop Calling Everything “Awesome”?
“Perfect is the next awesome. Excerpt from actual phone conversation with Customer Service: "My cable is out again. It's the third time today.&quo…”
About: Can We Please Stop Calling Everything “Awesome”?
December 20, 2010 11:48PM
“"Team player" much? Me neither.”
About: I do not have an ounce of ass kiss left in me ~
“"Team player" much? Me neither.”
About: I do not have an ounce of ass kiss left in me ~
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