"Hello," she lied.

"Hello," she lied

Location
Atlanta, Georgia, USA
Birthday
March 01
Bio
Soylent Green is human resources

MY RECENT POSTS

Editor’s Pick
SEPTEMBER 23, 2009 1:10PM

There is a bomb, or Gadhafi has invited us to brunch

I'm watching Muammar Gadhafi's speech to the United Nations and it's impossible to know whether he wants everyone to duck and cover, or participate in a group hug. The simultaneous translation is being performed by Latka Gravas, who keeps correcting himself on key points:  ("You should accept...… Read full post »

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Gov. Mark Sanford (R-SC) heads into a "meeting" with his "staff." (AP)


Jenny darlin’, 


I have witnessed with awe and just a little resentment the quiet grace with which you have handled my recent difficulties and the unfortunate media hype, especially my post-apology appeara… Read full post »
 
 
Governor Mark Sanford confesses to accepting the wrong stimulus:

 
 

 

 

Repercussions so far:

Family Values are down by 5 points.

Unemployment in Sanford's state remains steady, at around 11.5 percent.

Moral absolutes - the governor assures us - are sti… Read full post »

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MAY 17, 2009 10:16PM

My dog is cuter than your baby.

 

 This is Daisy Floribunda, a dog of uncertain pedigree. I believe she is a dingo/hamster mix. 

 daisy money shot

The shelter called her Stormy. It was her stage name in 'Vegas. Daisy is finished with that life now and pursuing her dream...

 

 

 

 

Daisy and Vermin&nb… Read full post »

Editor’s Pick
MAY 12, 2009 5:47PM

Nude Buffet Etiquette: My Brush With Naturists

Recently, I attended a mixed gathering of naturists and clothesies. It was a new experience for me, and not researchable in any of the better known books of etiquette.

At such affairs, I will always be one of the clothed persons; there are too few occasions for dresses anymore, with real… Read full post »