"Hello," she lied.
"Hello," she lied
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- Atlanta, Georgia, USA
- Birthday
- March 01
- Bio
- Soylent Green is human resources
MY RECENT POSTS
- Iraq Before and After (repost)
August 19, 2010 09:45PM - Vigil
November 19, 2009 11:24PM - Death and magic and Aqua Net.
October 27, 2009 03:41PM - Jon and Kate Plus Eight
Runaway Tinfoil Kayaks
October 18, 2009 02:55PM - There is a bomb, or Gadhafi
has invited us to brunch
September 23, 2009 01:10PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Jesus wouldn't need to
bomb anyone, silly. There are
super
volcanos for
that.
I
h…”
May 26, 2012 02:48PM - “Scary-beautiful!
Eclipses, like geysers, always
make me
wonder how it must
have f…”
May 22, 2012 01:44AM - “Now please tell us how
you'd solve a problem
like
Maria.”
May 09, 2012 05:57AM - “Daisy will be 5 years
old next month. Time! Who
knew?”
May 09, 2012 05:48AM - “"Nothing to fear. Be
alive."
Working on
it, thank you.”
March 23, 2012 05:46PM
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Please Be Patient While I Try to Fall Back in Love with You.
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Busted! Digg found these near-duplicates of your story:
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Death and magic and Aqua Net.
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- 22 Comments
Today I Baptized a Herd of Satanic Weasels
JUNE 17, 2009 12:26PM EDT
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Vigil
NOVEMBER 19, 2009 11:24PM EST
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- 27 Comments
There is a bomb, or Gadhafi has invited us to brunch
SEPTEMBER 23, 2009 1:10PM EDT
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My dog is cuter than your baby.
MAY 17, 2009 10:16PM EDT
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- 21 Comments
When I played Pavarotti at your grave
JUNE 20, 2009 1:08AM EDT
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- 26 Comments
I did NOT start rumor of Sarah Palin's torrid affair
JULY 6, 2009 1:59PM EDT
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Haiku Lobby Stung By 'Sanctity of Rhymes' Decision
MAY 14, 2009 12:27PM EDT
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Justice is blind, and Alaska likes it that way.
JUNE 18, 2009 11:43PM EDT
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The Allotment of Joy
MAY 27, 2009 2:28PM EDT
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Dream for a Mad Scientist
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Lost manuscript reveals author's shameful fetish
AUGUST 6, 2009 6:20PM EDT
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"Blame opium," says Coleridge scholar
SEPTEMBER 17, 2009 4:49PM EDT
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Phrases to Teach Your Lover's Parrot
MAY 28, 2009 4:10AM EDT
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Erotica for Rabbits: a Dirty Thursday Quickie
MAY 28, 2009 10:22PM EDT
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- 0 Comments
Infinite Girl
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- 15 Comments
Jon and Kate Plus Eight Runaway Tinfoil Kayaks
OCTOBER 18, 2009 2:55PM EDT
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- 11 Comments
Oops! Apocalypse: Selling the War, One Lie at a Time
MAY 15, 2009 4:21PM EDT
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- 12 Comments
Farewell, Rubberband Man: a Summer's Worth of Tweets
SEPTEMBER 4, 2009 12:58AM EDT
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A Walker's Guide to the Gulf Stream
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