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Hells Bells

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JULY 17, 2010 12:54PM

Rate: 7 Flag

It's true.

After you've washed and conditioned your hair with Blago ("It's bleepin' golden"), you can download your very own Blagojevich ringtones.

On the "Off the Clock" blog at the Springfield Journal-Register, Brian Mackey has posted MP3 versions of the best of Rod Blagojevich's appallingly profane rants. My personal favorite:

"I (expletive) busted my (expletive) and (expletive) people off and gave your grandmother a free (expletive) ride on a bus. Okay? I gave your (expletive) baby a chance to have health care."

Not everyone weighing in at Mackey's blog is pleased, however:

"This is in really poor taste. . . . Blago has contibuted heavily to making this state a total joke in the union and you’ve just lowered the bar even further."

My opinion as a lifelong resident of Illinois is if you can't make fun of Blagojevich, who CAN you make fun of?

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And unless you've been in the Navy, you might actually learn something. It's inspiring, really.

Hells Bells

July 17, 2010 12:56 PM

I want one!

D Art

July 17, 2010 01:58 PM

That guy is a TUNE -- as in LOONEY. I came across him on Celebrity Apprentice (in a late night I-cant-sleep moment) and watched with mouth open and skin crawling. Eeeeww. He's slicker n' a pig in shit. ::shiver::

Gabby Abby

July 17, 2010 02:53 PM

I have no idea why I find this whole thing so fascinating.

Hells Bells

July 17, 2010 03:36 PM

Poor taste? Are you getting me one for Christmas?

blue yonder

July 17, 2010 04:04 PM

These are great slices of Americana.
Rated Highly

littlewillie

July 17, 2010 07:21 PM

Lord, what will they think of next . . .

Owl_Says_Who

July 17, 2010 09:30 PM

He and Gordon Ramsey should have lunch. It would be all "beeps" for crying out loud. I saw that guy on The Celebrity Apprentice and he gave me the creeps. Perhaps a ringtone from The Addams Family or Just that repetitive screech from Psycho would be more appropriate.