Every quarter, my boss insist that we do a business review with the Associate Vice President.

I work in recruitment.

My job is to hire people. As many as possible. The more the merrier.

Lately, I wasn't so successful in getting people.

It's not because I can't find any. The managers just didn't want to hire external applicants.

That's perfectly fine, but there's this bitch in our main office who's a bitch.

She is such a bitch.

I thought she was my friend.

Apparently, not. She's as plastic as a tupperware.

One time, I did my report over the phone because the AVP was at that time in the main office. I had a pretty long report. The AVP said (with me on mute) that my report was boring. Of course I was on the phone! ! The line was so choppy I could barely hear them too!

When the meeting ended ,the bitch laughed so hard because of the comment.

This was relayed to me by a friend who works in the main office.

Bitch.Bitch.Bitch. 

She's so prrrouudd of her freaking job offers.

"Oh, I have 3 job offers today, how many have you had?"

Shit.