I so love this weekend! I bought two new extra fab dress for only Php1,000 (equivalent to $40.00)! Wohoo! Okay guys, for us girls finding THE perfect dress is almost next to impossible. It makes even a strong, beautiful woman fall down to her knees and weep. And I found two perfect dresses! Two! But that's not the impossible feat I've done.
I am gonna use the dresses this summer, during beach outings. I can't wait! What's amazing is that my bf, yes my bf, helped me shop! Even my mom was impressed. Not a lot of guys would have the patience to sit around, scan ALL of the shops to find that perfect dress to match your budget. This is how the conversation went last Friday night:
ME : We have a mission
HIM: We do?
ME: Yes, you're gonna help me shop for a dress
HIM: What? You know I can't stand malls.
ME: Yes you will. Think of it as a mission okay? We are going to find the perfect dress. I am going to scout the shops and I won't stop until I see the perfect dress for my meager budget. Your assignment is to go with me inside each store and tell me exactly how it looks on me. You will wait for me. If our mission is successful, I will be giving you a treat *wink* (my hand then goes down south...)
HIM: If you put it that way...
So ladies. You know what to do next time the amigas or the ladies aren't around to help you and you have no other choice but to drag him along. Do not use force. The secret is to wink your eyes.
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"The secret is to wink your eyes" Hmmm, perhaps. But me thinks the real turning point was "If our mission is successful, I will be giving you a treat *wink* (my hand then goes down south...)"
That alone will give any bf a mission the entire U.S. military would be hard pressed to prevent.
You delicious little devil you.
You think a little reverse psychology would work with my wife? Perhaps i could say to her:
"Hey, you foxy devil, how about I go to the mall with you and pick out a dress with you. I'll gladly sit for hours if you need, or walk aimlessly from store to store while you find what you like."
Nah! She'll either think I've lost it, in which case she'd be scared shitless to leave the safety of the hosue with me, or she'll read me like the horny, dirty old man that I am and trick me nto the mall without the payup.
Oh well. At least I have 36 years of fond memories I can daydream about :-)
Hope you and Mr. bf enjoy the new threads. And let me tell yu.. If he even went through the doors of that mall, he was sacrificing above and beyond the call of duty. Be nice.
let me just say, witchy woman, you are wise beyond your years. we men are so one-dimensional, it's actually frightening once you realize it. me, i'm so shallow you couldn't get a toe wet.
and i'm sure i don't have to tell you this, but you OWN the bf now!