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Dissed Associate

Dissed Associate
Location
Ongoing, Fugue, United States
Birthday
July 07
Title
Associate
Company
Law
Bio
Recovering law student, present first year associate in a small firm. Currently my family includes Mr. Cusp, a writer with the devil's curly hair, and Flatbush, the world's most motherless cat.

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APRIL 11, 2009 4:25PM

Fatal Cookies, With Love.

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I always get so many positive comments - I felt like giving something back. And the best thing I can give - is this recipe. Bacon and cheese shortbread.  It...will probably kill you. Try and share.It's so, so, so good.  If you don't have the smoked paprika, I think, I'll let you make this recipe just once without buying some. But, before you make it again --and you WILL make it again -- I insist that you go get some. 

Paradise Lost Bacon-Cheese Shortbread

4 tablespoons butter, cut up into little chunks

4 strips of bacon (more if it's lean - you'll see why)

2 cups shredded sharp cheddar cheese.

1 cup flour. (Please, not Gold Medal brand. It smells bad.)

1 teaspoon smoked paprika. (If smoked paprika does not live in your house, smoked paprika should live in your house. It makes everything better. Correction - everything that DOESN'T contain chocolate.)

1/2 teaspoon salt.

Parchment paper.

Preheat oven to 375. 

In a heavy saucepan with a little bit of butter on the bottom, cook your bacon super-crispy. Super, super, super crispy. Try and do it as slow as you can, so you can get it crispy without burning it. 

Remove bacon. Reserve fat. Seriously. There should be at least 4 tablespoons, maybe a bit more. Let it cool for a bit. This is a good time to shred up your cheese, if you haven't already. 

Put the cheese in a large bowl, with the chunked up butter, flour, salt and paprika. Using a pastry blender, or a pair of knives, cut the butter, cheese, and flour together, then add the cooled bacon fat.  A dough should form fairly quickly. If it doesn't, add a bit more butter - and if that doesn't work, squeeze it together with your hands. 

Cover a baking sheet with parchment paper, and drop the dough in rounded, quarter-sized balls. Flatten with the bottom of a shot glass. If that's not handy, I don't know...find something else to flatten them with. 

Crumble your reserved bacon into tiny bits, and press a bit or two into the top of each round. 

Bake at 375 10-12 minutes until vaguely solid. 

 

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Bacon is the best! I always use the drippings. Waste not, etc. monkey fingered.

(There is a paprika chocolate bar on the market that is actually decent. Jalapenos, too.)
Should the shot glass be filled with scotch or bourbon?
I would try the paprika chocolate.

As to the shot glass: first the one, then the other. The recipe makes a lot of cookies.
Sounds delicious. =o) And deadly. I know this would make my doctor clutch her heart and keel over if she knew I'd made it. =o)
This is not the same brand as what I tried, but if anything their selection is more exotic: DARK CHOCOLATE BAR WITH SWEET AND SOUR SMOKED PAPRIKA and much more...
I'm coming Elizabeth! It's the big one!
Paprika may not be good for chocolate, but bacon is good for chocolate! There is a candy bar available at Whole Foods that mixes the two, but it suffers from not enough bacon. More salt! More sweet! More grease!

Seriously, I will try these. Reserved bacon fat is also great for frying pancakes in. And for sauteing green beans or spinach. It's a secret though. Don't tell my skinny friends.
This looks amazing. And I do have smoked paprika...just used it tonight. Hmmm.