The Dissed Associate
Dissed Associate
- Location
- Ongoing, Fugue, United States
- Birthday
- July 07
- Title
- Associate
- Company
- Law
- Bio
- Recovering law student, present first year associate in a small firm. Currently my family includes Mr. Cusp, a writer with the devil's curly hair, and Flatbush, the world's most motherless cat.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Steal this tradition.
December 12, 2009 05:16PM - D. Associate's Home for
Wayward Poets and Loose Women
Chili
December 05, 2009 07:17PM - I want to fuck your ratio -
why I'd rather be doing P.I.
November 16, 2009 09:03PM - The Chiropractor's Wife.
September 21, 2009 09:59PM - Smiling, she sneaks back into
the room.
August 20, 2009 10:12PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Love it. Love it. Love
it.”
November 15, 2010 09:26AM - “It would be funnier if
it weren't true.”
August 26, 2010 09:31AM - “That's always the
question: What are you willing
to lose?
There's also
the unfortu…”
July 22, 2010 08:56PM - “The secret to Scalia's
comment - we are NOT merely a
civil
law nation. We are a
c…”
November 22, 2009 09:05PM - “I was trying to remember
just that reference!”
November 16, 2009 09:40PM
Dissed Associate's Links
Feelings are poo.
I am desperate.
I am half-starved.
If my mind were a body, its stomach would have gone past gurgling.
Nothing's wrong. Nothing's bad. I am not unfulfilled in my relationship. I'm not unsatisfied with the rigor of my education. I'm not dreading the end of the term, and the start of my last… Read full post »
Pro-choice? Octuplets are choice. Period.
I am pro-choice. I am pro-access to contraception. Pro-access to abortion. Pro-access to family planning services. Pro-sex. Pro-access to prenatal care. Pro-pregnancy. Pro-fertility treatments. Pro-childrearing.
The last three are as much a part of being pro-choice as the first three. This is someth… Read full post »
If you like pina coladas....
Basically, it's not just about someone seeking a companion who likes to drink cocktails that taste like sunscreen and diabetes...it's a cheery tale of thwarted infidelity, and how it brings people together.…
Why pay the "nanny tax"?
Forty quarters.
That's what you need. Forty paid quarters to recieve social security. It's ten years of full-time work - most people easily accomplish this before becoming eligible to recieve social security benefits.
I worked in the elder unit of a legal services organization after my… Read full post »
I have a beef stew in the slow-cooker, and I've planned a cake. Lemon - his favorite. I'll go downstairs in a minute, and I'll start zesting, creaming, and measuring. Laid out around me on the floor are a textbook, highlighters in every color but yellow, and scraps of paper with… Read full post »
Waterboarding is ...
"Waterboarding is torture."
Thank you. Oh, god, thank you.
Because of a project I've been involved in, I've had some contact with a handful of the lawyers who represent Guantanamo detainees. I've had the opportunity to talk with them about what it's really like to fly to Cuba, take the fe… Read full post »
My several bodies.
I have several bodies.
The one you'd see, if you stood next to me on a train, or would feel, on a rush hour train, if we were packed in next to each other, is completely unremarkable, a coordinated set of average sized limbs and torso and shoulders and breasts… Read full post »
The Boston Globe had a story yesterday, about a Canadian member of a fundamentalist mormon sect, alleging that Canada's laws outlawing polygamy are discriminatory. Laws outlawing polygamy are discriminatory - but not for the reasons he alleges.
He argues that bans on plural marriage are religously di… Read full post »
I love chocolate cake.
I really, really love chocolate cake. Fudgy, rich, with that catch-you-on-the-back-of-your-tongue chocolate bitterness, and that jaw-tightening non-sticky sweetness...something with enough chocolate in it that the cake looks almost black. Velvety, but still...resilient. Frostin…
H. Lawstudent in 100 words.
A middle child, no significant accomplishments or hardships. Eyebrows like a beagle until present. First kiss, late. First heartbreak, late. College, first attempt, thankfully inchoate as a writer, painter, actor, then expelled. Presumed too pragmatic for flowers, hearts, or clean sheets, struck by m… Read full post »
Cognitive Dissonance
One of the county probate courts in Massachusetts has a reputation of being -highly- unpleasant.
In general, the reputation is based on the attitude of the clerks, the arcane and bizarre procedures required to get a copy of any document from them, and the overall condition of the building.
Massachus… Read full post »
Two chicks at the same time...
Not - Am I the kind of chick who would double up on Lawrence, if he had a million dollars? I haven't actually considered that.
But I'll give it some thought.…
Weird little case.
A Vitamin-Enriched Pork Rinds Solution
For exa…
Saw Wall-e this weekend.
Tomorrow is my birthday.
My plans: Gym, citation seminar, work, school, cake with parents. Other than work, it's identical to the very busy birthday of an over-scheduled four year old.
I suppose you're supposed to reflect on how time passes when you turn 25, but I was just too damned busy. The…
Chinese nipples.
Of course, there are other things that bring people to the internet. Searching for…
Writer's Block.
I think I may blame Christopher Hitchens. Probably not. But I may.
Christopher Hitchens wrote an article for last month…
In other news, there's a difference between my vagina and your wallet.
This case was brought by a gentleman who had a relationship with a woman who told him she was infertile. They had sex. They conceived. He preferred that she…
So, where have you been? Part Two: A day in the life.
Kill it! Kill it!
I was just past the fire station when I passed a man pushing a stroller. In the stroller was a baby. It was a classic baby, I suppose, nothing exotic or imported. It was a young baby; I'm not good at…

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