On of my favorite Twitter celebrities is Ken Jeong, star of The Hangover and Community, and a few days ago, he kept tweeting with the hashtag "whothefuckisjustinbeiber." And I realized that I had no idea. So I began to Google. I guess he's the 16 year old kid that sings Never Let You Go, and... I'm not gonna lie... I had been shouting Baby, Baby, Baby Ooooooh! along with the car radio without realizing who the singer was. That's when I came upon this youtube video and the one that inspired it.
My mind must have been overcome with inspiration because later that evening, I went to bed and dreamt that Justin Beiber was in love with me. So desperately in love with me that he was brought to tears. I had to tell him that I was too old for him, that he should meet someone his own age. He threw himself prostrate before me and cried out, "Noooooo! You can't do this to me! I love youuuuuuu!"
I woke up thinking, "Well. That was probably the creepiest dream you've have in a long time, Self. I hope that doesn't mean you're a cougar."
Grocery shopping the other day, there was this guy and his buddy walking towards me down the refrigerated aisle. For a split second I thought to myself, "He might be cute," and I checked him out. It was a SPLIT second when I realized that he probably wasn't of legal drinking age. I think I heard him pop his bubble gum as he passed by.
I'm a creepy old woman! At 26, you can't be a cougar. At 26 you're a pedophile. I feel so dirty.
So I guess I'll be staring at pictures of a weathered old George Clooney for the next few days trying to imagine the two of us in compromising positions. Who doesn't find old George Clooney sexually appealing? Not this girl. This girl is all about George Clooney. Yessiree, Bob. LOVE older men.
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My English husband is so pleased I have become a loyal Arsenal soccer fan that he tolerates my comments on players' relative hotness.
All my psychiatrists and therapists have been sexy.
I expect to be aappreciate sexy men of all ages on my dying day. In fact, I will hang around longer if the male doctor or nurse is sufficienltly hot.
@Cassandra: The Old Spice man has always been hot. Did also notice that they changed the bounty man? They removed his beard! Just when beards were coming back into fashion!
just one of those "little" differences between the sexes...
and the guys dont feel guilty about those young women either.....
how about those porn sites named "barely legal"??? haha
but yeah the music biz is getting younger all the time. britney started her career almost the same age, as "barely legal", I guess its fair for the boys to do it too... alls fair in love and war...?
maybe you are just a pre-cougar? there is this new word "puma" but maybe more for 30yr olds.....
anyway, attraction is one of the joys of our world, I say, lets have more of it....