Ramblings of an Honorary Greek

on life, design, logic, music and my books!

HonoraryGreek

HonoraryGreek
Location
Rhodes, Greece
Birthday
November 16
Bio
Lived in Rhodes, Greece since 2005. Current playlist: Joe Bonamassa, Joe Bonamassa, oh, and Joe Bonamassa!! Faith or credulity? You decide.

MY RECENT POSTS

OCTOBER 6, 2011 9:30AM

Change of URL

Ramblings from Rhodes has a new URL

Formerly http://honorarygreek.blogspot.com

 it is now:

http://ramblingsfromrhodes.blogspot.com

Thanks,

JPM Read full post »

FEBRUARY 20, 2011 11:35AM

Bringing Home the Bacon

 "He wanted some pigs killed,"  Says Tom, our English friend who lives down the hill from us, across the road and towards the beach. Tom is about 70 and pretty fit. With his two-day stubble he looks a lot like an old Greek. He and his wife May had lived over… Read full post »

DECEMBER 14, 2010 4:55AM

PLEASE DO READ THIS...

How often these days does an e-mail you sent come back from "MAIL DELIVERY SYSTEM" with this:

**********************************************
** THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY **
** YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 23, 2010 5:46AM

A Little Tzatziki...

  November 19th. Rhodes, Greece

If you check out this link, you can maybe be persuaded to part with a little of your hard-earned cash...

http://honorarygreek.blogspot.com/2010/11/want-little-tzatziki.html

 Thanks all you people out there in the ether.

Oh and... Robert Plant - Band of Joy - wonderful, try it! Read full post »

NOVEMBER 10, 2010 8:13AM

In Case You're Interested...

complete cover of TFYTS

The third book in my lighthearted series of Greek memoirs is going to be made available from my main website before this month is out.

 If you like fun travel writing with the accent on Greece, click HERE.

There's a load of info about this and my previous… Read full post »

The steam roller (well, diesel roller to be more accurate) has a huge concrete front wheel. It must be five metres wide by two metres in diameter and it's headed straight towards me. I'm stumbling over piles of rocks, all random shapes, about football-sized and arranged in metre-high piles all around… Read full post »

JULY 17, 2010 6:05AM

The Limey


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There are all kinds of explanations offered (usually by those who make "guess-timates" rather than actually doing the research) as to why so many trees in Greece have their trunks painted white.

"It makes the trees more visible to drivers at night." Say some. Yes, it does. ButRead full post »

MARCH 15, 2010 12:25PM

Those Defining Moments

You know those little moments in your past when a particular piece of music defined that time. Those pieces of music that, should you hear them today, elicit in your senses those smells, scenes and people that surrounded you as you listened?

Here are some of mine.

Pretty Flamingo - ManfredRead full post »

MARCH 11, 2010 12:00AM

A Strange Anomaly, and Some Answers

Something strange has occurred here. In the first list of rock lyrics I posted (just for a bit of fun), most who responded got nearly all of them right. I see Open Salon still as very much USA-dominated, yet most of the lyrics from the first list were from British artists,… Read full post »

MARCH 6, 2010 8:01AM

Rock Lyrics, answers 1

OK, here are the answers to list one...

Sit by the fire and dry out our wet clothes
- Van Morrison, Warm Love (Hard Nose the Highway)

But Gollum, the evil one, crept up and slipped away with her
- Led Zeppelin, Ramble On (Led Zeppelin 2)

See the blind man shooting at the world
-… Read full post »

MARCH 5, 2010 8:08PM

Think You Know Your Rock Lyrics-2?

I'll post the answers to the first bunch soon. meantime, here's another load to make your brain overheat...

 1. I got this girl beside me, but she's out of reach

2. A rich old man, she won't have to worry

3. What were those words whispered babe, just as you turned away?

4. But… Read full post »

MARCH 4, 2010 3:26PM

Think You Know Your Rock Lyrics?

OK, so can you name the songs and artists below?

No cover versions allowed, only original recordings...

 

1. Sit by the fire and dry out our wet clothes

2. But Gollum, the evil one, crept up and slipped away with her

3. See the blind man shooting at the world

4.… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 20, 2010 10:39PM

I Kid You Not!

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A lot of British people living here in Rhodes are viewed as either totally eccentric by the locals, or even as a flaming nuisance in one particular field, that of animals and their welfare.


We have one friend (no names no pack drill) who couldn't bear to see the… Read full post »

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 I've had more than one conversation over the years with so-called "Christians" who tell me that "you have to have faith" when I ask them how they'd persuade an atheist to believe in their god. As far as I'm concerned, if you can't give logical reasons for what you… Read full post »

JANUARY 3, 2010 1:10AM

A WALK AMONG ALIENS

There follows my report after the initial three trelfthmas of studying the beings on the assigned planet, known to its own inhabitants as The Earth.

 

From afar it certainly appeared as though the dominant beings on this planet were of a high level of intelligence and intellect. I have to… Read full post »

DECEMBER 17, 2009 9:55AM

The Offending Effect

I wear his ring

I can hardly bear to look

They called me in

Said, "Come for his effects."

Those ones who withdrew it

From cold flesh.

Strange word for a ring, an effect.

His watch was one too

And I also wear that

 

They both taunt me

That watch,… Read full post »

DECEMBER 16, 2009 5:23AM

Winter on Rhodes

I haven't posted on OS for a few days because I've been getting some interesting feedback from people who've bought my books through my other blog (Ramblings From Rhodes).

Quite a lot of British visitors who come here during the summer months (which span mid-April thru October) have never experienced… Read full post »

DECEMBER 11, 2009 4:58AM

A Smidgin of Wisdom

This has been doing the rounds on the e-mail circuit. I never pass on "circular" e-mails, but really wanted to share this thought with fellow OS-ers... 

 

An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.  One of… Read full post »

DECEMBER 3, 2009 11:05AM

Aaaaaaaaaaargh! No! ANYTHING But That!

iPodBroke 

R.I.P.

 

My iPod's broken

I'm devastated,

I dropped it once too often

My iPod's dead

What am I gonna do?

It's gone, but not forgotten.

 

My iPod's dead

R.I.P.

I really can't face night-time

I listened when I could not sleep 

It soothed me at the… Read full post »

DECEMBER 1, 2009 12:43PM

What God Might Say

A fly on the wall (or should that be "cloud?") may hear musings...

 

You say I'm on your side

So do they I hear

You believe 

They believe

What's the problem here?

 

You say your soul will rise

And theirs will descend

You go up

They go down

You're… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 26, 2009 12:24PM

Unknown to the Fool

If you haven't read Micalpeace's post, "Be Thankful," maybe it would be good to do so before you read this one. It's here:

http://open.salon.com/blog/micalpeace/2009/11/25/be_thankful

It makes reference to domestic violence. Reading it put me in mind of a song I wrote and put on an album I recorded o… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 25, 2009 9:02PM

Why Do We Fight?

You were born there

And I elsewhere

You are dark, I am light

So we fight.

 

You have so much

That I cannot touch

You're from day - and I, night

so we fight.

 

Who says we should?

What's bad or what's good?

They will say, we'll obey

and… Read full post »

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I was never a Doors fan. I thought them a little too light, a little too pretentious. I mean, at the time I was into Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath. The Doors were almost "pop" by comparison.

But then they came out with L.A. Woman. I seem to remember… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 17, 2009 10:23AM

Beating Diabetes

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A close friend of mine from the UK has just written an astounding book about how he beat diabetes without resorting to drugs or insulin for the rest of his natural.

If you or a friend or family member have diabetes, this is a must-read! Check it out… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 13, 2009 8:37PM

The Turning of the Season

 

Koumara 

Rhodes is really two islands. Granted, nowhere will you find the charm of Symi harbour, but the South of the island is brimming with untouched hillsides of olive groves, pine forests, fig trees and sleepy old white villages where you will still see grandmas sitting on shady steps… Read full post »