I can hardly believe that Christianity is still so prevalent in this, the year of our Lord, 2010.  It’s fucking bizarre that an organization advocating homophobia and misogyny is so globally cherished.  

I read about pope cover-up scandals and I wonder why there is even still a pope, w… Read full post »

Okay, so how do you know you’re not retarded?  Terrible word choice, I know, but since I am retarded it’s okay for ME to use it.  Not you, unless you’re also retarded.  Or at least half-retarded and willing to identify as such.

With the aid of $40 worth of hallucinogen… Read full post »

Everyone has seen the black light specials they roll out on the nightly news programs.  

Oh god, the filth!  The horror!

It’s come to be expected, really.  Hotel blankets are teeming with bodily fluids.  So are the floors and walls.  We’ve seen the less than shockin… Read full post »

The job pool right now is a Dixie cup and the college graduates are a big, fat guy doing a cannonball off the high board.  A good number of the overeducated and underemployed chose to be Liberal Arts majors.  I suppose that was just an error in judgment.  I’m sure there… Read full post »