Mel Gibson is single now.  While people are rallying against him, I’m just itching for the day I’ll have a shot. 

 

I figure, in order for that to come about, he’ll have to go Buffalo Bill on his next 14 girlfriends and be videotaped wearing their respective faces sewn into a crotchless unitard while burning the American flag and urinating on a Qur’an wrapped in the Torah. 

 

So really, it’s just a waiting game.