One of the more annoying features on Facebook is the "Become a Fan" suggestion. Does not matter how many times I dismiss the suggestions to become a fan of Pizza, The Beach, or even Sleeping, Facebook will eventually suggest it again. Just because my friends like something does not mean I will and if I've said no - I've said no. Quit begging. Lately the biggest beggar has been God. He's already got 1.2 million Facebook fans - why does Facebook keep trying to push him on me? The Jehova's Witnesses long ago stopped trying to convert me and I agreed to stop setting the dogs on them. Facebook should consider itself warned.
I went to check out God's profile and it appears that despite being omnipotent, He's technologically challenged. Under recent activity on his fan page it says "God edited their Subject's sex is unknown, {profile-field2} and {profile-field3}." And that's pretty much all it says. He doesn't seem to do anything - He hasn't even taken any Facebook quizzes and He's not playing Mafia Wars - which I find highly suprising.
What bugs me the most is that He and I can't be Facebook friends. Seems He's too big a celebrity to have a public profile that I can befriend - my only choice is to be a fan. Same goes for Jesus and the prophet Mohammed. I really take offense that Jesus isn't available to be my Facebook Friend, since I daily see bumper stickers that tell me Jesus is the driver's BFF.
If I were a religious kind of girl, I might feel blasphemous for not wanting to be God's fan on Facebook, but for the most part I'm bummed we can't be friends. I would love to challenge Him to a game of Word Twist.
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Single guys always want us to be a fan and not a BFF. (Just something to keep in mind.)
daughterofireland - EXACTLY!
“God edited their Subject's sex is unknown, {profile-field2} and {profile-field3}."
The Holy Trinity revealed! Or rather, not revealed.
—Melissa (also of metaness)