Years ago when I first started working in event production for the entertainment industry we teasingly called my girlfriend Carol "Star Slut" because being incredibly beautiful and incredibly outgoing she could easily snare the attention of nearly any given male celebrity around us.   One day when we were getting slap-happy with overwork during a charity event I took to writing on a giant whiteboard the names of dead celebrities I thought Carol should have scored with.  The list included illustrious, and recently dead, names like Hervé Villechaize and Cesar Romero (in Joker attire bien sûr.)

So, since you all had so much fun last week listing the living celebrities you would sleep with given half a chance, this week I thought we'd play the same game with dead ones!  Come on!  It's not morbid! You know you've thought about it before.

To get the ball rolling - here's my short list!

 Cary Grant - but of course, he's probably on everyone's list.  I went to school with his daughter Jennifer and was lucky enough to meet him, although I was far too young to appreciate the moment in it's entirety. There is one episode I remember where all of my schoolmates'  mothers were gawking and fainting when he stepped out of the carpool line to flag Jennifer down to get into the car. Even in his seventies he was traffic stopping gorgeous.

Gene Kelly- God that man could sing and dance.  Now, this is a decidedly oddball thing to mention, but I always loved the pants he wore in his movies.  I'm sure they were a byproduct of the era and the fact that he needed pants he could dance in, but ever since I have wished that they would make them for men today.  My husband has the kind of ass that would look great in a pair.

David Niven - he was suave, debonair and the best damn James Bond ever!  And really, one of the only men I've ever seen who could pull of a pencil thin moustache.

Ray Milland - He had the classic looks of his era, and that voice.  There was something seductively sinister about everything he said.  He was perfectly cast in Hitchcock's Dial M for Murder.

Rex Harrison - Are you all detecting that I have a bent for suave Englishmen of yesteryear?  Not only did I love him in My Fair Lady, but he was just as sinister as Ray Milland in Midnight Lace.

And in the wild card position... Ricky Nelson. I bet you didn't see this coming, did you?  I laid in bed and cried all day the day his plane crashed.  He was my first crush when he was on Ozzie and Harriet.

And if I was hitting for the other team... Bettie Paige.  Make what you will of that!

Okay, now it's your turn!