Further adventures in really bad food photography from the 1970's!

Ingredients
2 tablespoons butter or margarine
½ cup celery, sliced
½ pound fresh mushrooms, sliced
10½ ounce can cream of chicken soup
¼ cup milk
¼ cup toasted slivered almonds
6 hard-cooked eggs, coarsely chopped
5½ ounce can Chinese fried noodles
2 tablespoons parsley, snipped
Directions
Sauté celery and mushrooms in butter. Add soup and milk; heat until bubbly. Fold in almonds and eggs and gently stir until heated. Meanwhile warm noodles in a shallow pan in a 350° oven for 5 minutes. Arrange noodles on serving dish; pour creamed egg mixture on top and garnish with parsley.
Serves:4
Preparation time: 30 minutes
Approximate calories per serving:440
Suggested Menu
Melon Ball Cocktail
Creamed Eggs on Fried Noodles
Dilled Peas
Angel Food Cake
Recipe & Photograph courtesy of Curtin Publications, Inc., New York, NY ©1973

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Comments
I love the noodle bug lyric Psalms.
Yankee doodle went to i am surly.
Yankee noodle flopped a bowl.
The bowl got to be noodles hat.
O hum to the assembled a song:`
Heartily:`"Come let us drink about."
Sip tropical rums, brandy liqueurs,
and no dash of whiskey! Nots Ever!
Cocktails cost $9 -to- $12:00 bucks!
Ya get a nut drop on Ya noggin, ow!
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Debbs - I'm not totally sure that I did...
Just Cathy - yes, I think this is truly spectacular. I really like the fact that the "creamed eggs" are soup and hard boiled eggs.
1) Eat something really good that has fresh mushrooms in it.
2) Arrange some Chinese fried noodles attractively on a plate. (Make sure you use a pretty placemat too!)
3) Position head over plate.
4) Stick finger down throat.
You're welcome. :-)
And with a "Melon Ball Cocktail?"
What Jeanette said.
bobbot - These definitely predate the health food movement.
Jeanette - that is definitely an easy to follow recipe!
Will Someone Feed The Cat - It's only real if you make it.
spotted - I'd need a good solid cocktail before diving in myself.
mamoore - now don't go messin' with my attempts to be authentic!
O'Really - I'm just trying to broaden your horizons.
RavingBits - You are not gonna con me into making this one. Not this time. No sir.
Sally - I do offer suppositories to address the nausea with the aperitifs.
Out of the kitchen I run.
I am laughing so hard the tears are pouring here....
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Owl - I'm magical.
Mission - I'm really just getting warmed up. It's a shame that we only have one day a week dedicated to food.
littlewillie - I aim to please.
SWEEEET!
Rated!
Steve - I usually offer those in suppository form with the appetizers.
squirrel - I knew it! Just let me know I'm happy to make regular menu recommendations. I'm just here to help!
GeeBee - you have to get your roughage somewhere.
LadyMiko - you are a woman of taste.
Also, D-Tone wanted your phone number but he's always after the white prize.
And I actually LIKED the result. And I'll MAKE IT AGAIN. It's the ultimate comfort food.
See what you've done, Surly? I hope you're happy now.