Now normally I am not a mustache loving girl. Tom Selleck never did a damn thing for me, which is probably because he is the poor man's Sam Elliott.
Whether playing a cowboy
or a biker with a heart of gold
the man exudes sex. He is the definition of sexy before he even opens his mouth, and when he does that distinct gravel laden voice can make even the hardest hearted woman turn to Jell-o.
To boot, he's not a bad guy. My mother once tried to kill him with her Buick station wagon as he ran along Malibu's Pacific Coast Highway. He generously forgives her each and every time they meet in the produce aisle at the local market, although I notice that he does bow and back-up significantly to avoid another collision. She's not the first woman to try and pin him down I suspect, only the others have been more graceful and less lethal.
As proof of how incredibly hot he was, and I argue he still is, I offer you an excerpt from the 1976 film Lifeguard. (For you Hardy Boys fans - yup that's Parker Stevenson!)
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Kitty - you gave in way too easy with the sons... makes me wonder if there's something wrong with one of them... like maybe athletes foot or chronic halitosis.
Silence.
I may as well have asked them if they wanted to go to the Arthur Godfrey show.
Bragging to young women that you have a hot old guy's cell phone number may not be the best way to try and impress them.
Ha. I got a million of 'em.
Actually, several hundred thousand of them are pretty similar.
You are all so shallow.
You are all so shallow.
You are all so shallow.
---but damn, what hunks of masculinity! I'm a heter0 boy, but I certainly appreciate what you girls are talking about.
And I have watched Road House a zillion trillion times. Just for him and that scene where he pulls his hair back in a pony tail before he beats the shit out of someone. Sigh...........................
Sam Elliot? Perfection. Everytime I mention it - Paul reminds me that he could have his phone number in a second flat. But won't. 'Cause he's mean.
Lisa- AMEN!
Orally: You say the same thing everytime somebody posts one of these. Make up your mind. Or are you just always open for business?
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NICE choice. NICE.
http://open.salon.com/blog/trudge164/2009/11/16/sexiest_man_living_2009
Shameless self-promotion.
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blu: that wasn't even close to clever. It was just plain lame. You can do better than that. Oh wait, no you can't. For a minute, I thought I was talking to Frank. Never mind.
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Steve: Orally and WSFTC aren't smart enough to use a phone.
Madcelt: I don't like to be called lovely. Too girlie girlie. Buff and handsome works better for me.
Iamsurly: Stop whining. You'd have 12 comments if it weren't for us. And I resent being called a misogynist. That's so not PC. It's msogynist.
Orally: An emoticon? How intellectual of you.
Andy: In all modesty, I am indeed sooooo hot. You were referring to me right?
Kathy - I just catered.. the party is all Kitty and Big O's doing. I think there some rumaki left.
OK......
For your basic heterosexual woman: Mickey Rourke in body heat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLAbh_LceNw
For those that have to have some intellectual pretension with their fantasy love interests, Wallace Shawn in My Dinner With Andre.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRnUbEJueus
That's all I have to say about him. One look and I turn into melted butter.
Thank god I'm gay. I hear your songs, sistas!!
"No heterosexual woman is 'basic'.
We are wonderful, intricate, complicated wonders deserving of constant attention, peeled grapes and foot massages."
That IS the Basic Model --- The GL, model, as it were.
The LX model contains all those features plus:
"Requires premium fuel, more frequent and expensive maintenance
(Sometimes mistakenly called, High Maintenance) including the yearly week @ Canyon Ranch, etc"
Fortunately, service facilities for the LX provide loaners, but you better not get caught.
Me, I only consider "Pre Owned"
So much potential, but he simply can't abide any authority.
The kind of raw, unfinished guy that women, to there never ending regret, feel like THEY are the one to civilize. Unless they bail early, they regret it badly.
The kind of guy for women that young lesbian women are for men -- who just KNOW what it would take to turn them and get them on the other team.
way back when, i remember feeling a strong attraction, until he opened his mouth. i don't mean he said dumb things, he just killed the allure by the way he talked.
but i do get you. just not for me.
C'mon, you don't all know who Graham Nash is? *sigh* He's the one on the right in this video. He's not Sam Elliott, but he has SUCH a sweet voice. With a voice and face like that, I could deal with the fact that he's short. ;)
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