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NOVEMBER 21, 2009 10:41PM
Kerry Lauerman: I See Your Bad Sign & Raise You
Seen Today At The Grove Shopping Center in Los Angeles
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iamsurly
- Location
- Los Angeles, California, USA
- Birthday
- October 22
- Title
- ex-heiress
- Bio
- Charming young lady, with sharp tongue and vocabulary of a seasoned longshoreman, who carries in her handbag worn and tattered membership cards to the Mayflower Society and Daughters of the American Revolution, for which her dues are in arrears.
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first photo of my ass that
people wanted
taken off the
inter…”
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Corrected.
He's 58.
He was born in 1954.”
April 20, 2012 01:05PM - “Yes.”
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cleaned the carpets before I
got here...
that's saying...
somet…”
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my favourite word is...
;)”
April 03, 2011 09:39PM
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Comments
I think I'll "steal" that sign, put my own stupid name on it, set up shop over at Fashion Square Mall and see what happens.
I'll be signing post-it notes and random scraps of paper.
And NOW i know...
Soooo...run before someone tells you
Wait!! Banana Republic!!!!? OH YEAH!!! Who wants to go shopping?? Teeheehee!!
Okay, okay, for those of you who don't know who Heidi and Spencer are, they're like on this show called Yo! MTV Raps or something. I know its a show on MTV, The Hills have eyes to eat you or something. And they're like uber cool, especially Spencer with his flesh colored beard(thanks Joel Mchale and The Soup on E! network!!! That show is the only reason I know ANYTHING about any of the Reality TV shows!!!!!). And they're famous because they're like on a "Reality" TV show.
But it's not really reality because there's been allegation that there's actually a script!
NO?! A SCRIPT? FOR THAT SHI...I mean, it's real!!!!!
And anyways, Heidi and Spencer attacked Al Rokker one time and I was like, "Oh no they didn't!!" So I went to one of their book signings and kicked them really hard and now, I'm not allowed within 100 yards of Heidi and Spencer, but Al payed me like 20 bucks and gave me his autograph which I sold on Ebay for like fifty large.
And now you should all know who Heidi and Spencer are. For more information, go on Google and type their names and discover that, well, it's better to stay on Open and not watch any television...except the Discovery Channel.....The Universe...while stoned.......
:)
http://joshfulton.blogspot.com/2009/11/what-is-us-doing-with-irans-frozen.html
(thumbified because unfortunately, no one will beat Heidi with Spencer's dead body.)
another weird factoid on heidi/spencer sometimes called "speidi" in the tabloids