Okay, so like I wasn't gonna weigh in on this whole Tiger Woods nonsense. Really I wasn't. I don't actually give a rat's ass about his marriage, but I do like the visual of an angry wronged wife chasing her husband down swinging his precious golf club. That suits, and I was over the whole thing. But then damn it Rachel Uchitel had to open her mouth and allege that she and Tiger did the nasty while amped up on Ambien. I quote "You know you have crazier sex on Ambien – you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
The few times I have taken Ambien I've found myself face-down on my pillow in a pool of drool, not begging my husband to get all jiggy with me. I know that Ambien has a number of side effect including my all-time favorite, sleep eating, but seriously crazy sex in a drug haze? You lose your inhibitions, not to mention consciousness, while having sex thanks to popping one or two of these prescription treats. Can anyone say roofie?
No wonder Uchitel has hired legal leech Gloria Allred to represent her. This is gonna go from an awkward marital misadventure to illegal and creepy. And fast.