iamsurly
- Location
- Los Angeles, California, USA
- Birthday
- October 22
- Title
- ex-heiress
- Bio
- Charming young lady, with sharp tongue and vocabulary of a seasoned longshoreman, who carries in her handbag worn and tattered membership cards to the Mayflower Society and Daughters of the American Revolution, for which her dues are in arrears.
MY RECENT POSTS
- When the Dead Won't Stay Dead
May 21, 2012 12:46AM - Playing The Hand You're Dealt
May 16, 2012 02:06AM - Does Kim Kardashian's Ass Make
Me Look Fat?
April 26, 2012 10:51AM - Accidents Will Happen
April 20, 2012 01:39AM - It's Official. I'm An Adult
April 12, 2012 11:55PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “That wouldn't be the
first photo of my ass that
people wanted
taken off the
inter…”
May 22, 2012 11:43PM - “Good catch.
Corrected.
He's 58.
He was born in 1954.”
April 20, 2012 01:05PM - “Yes.”
June 27, 2011 11:25PM - “Well at least you
cleaned the carpets before I
got here...
that's saying...
somet…”
April 22, 2011 12:14AM - “Betcha can't guess what
my favourite word is...
;)”
April 03, 2011 09:39PM
Iamsurly's Links
- Vintage Recipe Cards
- Green Pepper Round Steak
- Sausage and Spanish Rice
- Three Pineapple Salads
- Sandwich Loaf
- Shepherds Pie
- Baked Eggplant a la Grecque
- Waldorf Salad
- Turkey With Noodles
- Creamed Eggs on Fried Noodles
- Emerald Canatloupe
- Frankfurter Crown
- Cottage Cheese Meatloaf
- Meet My Family
- Letters From Before The Grave
- You Can Never Have Too Many Dress Rehearsals For A Swan Song
- It Sucks To Be My Husband
- Bruno Stop Blowing Your Brother
- The Heiress In The Trailer Park
- The Art of Waiting for Death
- Dear Fuck Face
- History Repeats Itself, First As Tragedy, Second As Farce
- Think Your Children Are Expensive? Mine Actually Eat Money!
- Why Facebook Gives Me Grief
- Me and My Attitude
- An Office With A View
- The Art of Having A Butler
- Greetings From Honeymoon Hell
- I Wish I Was Gidget
- How To Be Beautiful for $19.95
- Dear Miley
- It's Been A Chad Hair Day
- Hoda Kotb Can Bite Me!
- OMG! I Am Like So Totally Over MTV!
- Don't Ask, Don't Tell
- It's Not Necrophilia If You Don't Dig Them Up
- This Just In: Dr. Nancy Snyderman Says I'm A Moron
- Who Is On Your List?
- Much Ado About Masturbation
- You Say Childless Like It's A Bad Thing
- Can I Get A Vibrator With My Public Option?
- Confessions of A Facebook Stalker
- Yikes! My Husband's Evil Twin Is A Serial Killer!
- Trust Me, If I Wanted To Know, I Would Ask!
- A Surly Girl's Guide To Etiquette
- Be Still My Beating Heart
- I'm A Junk Food Junkie
- He Loves My Hairy Whole
- Jerk and Release
- Little Ms. 2%
- Stop Playing With My Food
- Mirror, Mirror
- Really, I Understand. The Rules Just Don't Apply To You.
- The Ghosts of Boyfriends Past
- Ass Crack Sandwich
- Call Me Dr. Love
- Damn You Jay Leno!
- Make Your Children Eat Dirt
- This Will Go Down On My Permanent Record
- "This call may be monitored..."
- All American Pride
- God and I Aren't Facebook Friends
- 25 Random Things You Really Didn't Want To Know About Me
- Crank Calling Myself
- How Constipated Is The Average American?
- I'm Pretty Much Over It!
- Are You Afraid Of My Nipples
- Straight Girl's Guides and Other Rainbow Flavored Posts
- Straight Girl's Guide To Shotgun Lesbian Weddings
- I Wish I Was Gay
- If I Had To Get Married, Gays and Lesbians Should Too!
- Why I’m Giving Up Flame Broiled Chicken For Equal Rights
- Talking with Daniela Sea about Chaz Bono & Transitioning
- Straight Girl's Guide on How to Plan a Lesbian Wedding
- Straight Girl’s Guide to Lesbian Weddings – Proposal #2
- Straight Girl's Guide To Lesbian Wedding: The Rings
May 22, 2012 11:43PM
“That wouldn't be the first photo of my ass that people wanted taken off the internet ;)”
About: When the Dead Won't Stay Dead
“That wouldn't be the first photo of my ass that people wanted taken off the internet ;)”
About: When the Dead Won't Stay Dead
April 20, 2012 01:05PM
“Good catch. Corrected. He's 58. He was born in 1954.”
About: Accidents Will Happen
“Good catch. Corrected. He's 58. He was born in 1954.”
About: Accidents Will Happen
April 22, 2011 12:14AM
“Well at least you cleaned the carpets before I got here... that's saying... something.”
About: OS Weekly: iamsurly is bustin' balls and taking names
“Well at least you cleaned the carpets before I got here... that's saying... something.”
About: OS Weekly: iamsurly is bustin' balls and taking names
March 24, 2011 11:46AM
“I always read my good stuff and wonder who the hell wrote it, then I realize I plagiarized it. :)”
About: I used to write some good blogs. Are my best days behind me?
“I always read my good stuff and wonder who the hell wrote it, then I realize I plagiarized it. :)”
About: I used to write some good blogs. Are my best days behind me?
March 24, 2011 11:13AM
“Miss Ojib- Thanks! Mom - Bitch. Rita - that's how I roll. Mamoore - I expect you to build the shrine to me. We'll talk specs. Deborah- Knitting needles are…”
About: Setting Surly In Stone
“Miss Ojib- Thanks! Mom - Bitch. Rita - that's how I roll. Mamoore - I expect you to build the shrine to me. We'll talk specs. Deborah- Knitting needles are…”
About: Setting Surly In Stone
March 23, 2011 07:24PM
“Their bodies are buried in my backyard. The dogs keep trying to dig them up. It's awkward when guests come over.”
About: Two who Have Left this Site and Will be Missed by Me
“Their bodies are buried in my backyard. The dogs keep trying to dig them up. It's awkward when guests come over.”
About: Two who Have Left this Site and Will be Missed by Me
February 27, 2011 05:53PM
“@ablonde.... Well I don't drink labretard milk either... So there's that.”
About: I Scream. You Scream. We All Scream For Breast Cream?
“@ablonde.... Well I don't drink labretard milk either... So there's that.”
About: I Scream. You Scream. We All Scream For Breast Cream?
February 27, 2011 04:24PM
“I'm just here to help. Really.”
About: I Scream. You Scream. We All Scream For Breast Cream?
“I'm just here to help. Really.”
About: I Scream. You Scream. We All Scream For Breast Cream?
February 26, 2011 09:47PM
“I get the trains. Don't know why, but I do.”
About: Alysa's Open Call : Things that Make you Happy.
“I get the trains. Don't know why, but I do.”
About: Alysa's Open Call : Things that Make you Happy.
February 20, 2011 08:18PM
“Wow I have some really awesome imaginary friends! I really appreciate everyone's support and the generous donations! Y'all rock! @Lisa - Sorry sister.…”
About: Being Charitable Really Chafes My Ass
“Wow I have some really awesome imaginary friends! I really appreciate everyone's support and the generous donations! Y'all rock! @Lisa - Sorry sister.…”
About: Being Charitable Really Chafes My Ass
February 19, 2011 10:39PM
“@Shelia- I'm a font of all kinds of wisdom. @b&w - I bet you're a sucker for all kinds of stuff! @ OE- Dave learned to troll in all the low brow plac…”
About: Being Charitable Really Chafes My Ass
“@Shelia- I'm a font of all kinds of wisdom. @b&w - I bet you're a sucker for all kinds of stuff! @ OE- Dave learned to troll in all the low brow plac…”
About: Being Charitable Really Chafes My Ass
February 19, 2011 09:52PM
“@nolalibrarian - Biking Bloomers! Yes! Genius idea!”
About: Being Charitable Really Chafes My Ass
“@nolalibrarian - Biking Bloomers! Yes! Genius idea!”
About: Being Charitable Really Chafes My Ass
February 19, 2011 08:53PM
“@Buffy - it's always ladies first! @Lunchlady 2 - Why thank you... I'm tellin' you... these outfits... @Tri logy - Thanks! I've found my imaginary friend…”
About: Being Charitable Really Chafes My Ass
“@Buffy - it's always ladies first! @Lunchlady 2 - Why thank you... I'm tellin' you... these outfits... @Tri logy - Thanks! I've found my imaginary friend…”
About: Being Charitable Really Chafes My Ass
February 14, 2011 10:32AM
“I'm not sure where the whole violence thing is a bad idea.”
About: I have a New Pet Peeve. It's a doozy!
“I'm not sure where the whole violence thing is a bad idea.”
About: I have a New Pet Peeve. It's a doozy!
February 13, 2011 04:09PM
“@Green Heron - Oh? Oh. Ohhhhhhhhh!”
About: Surly's Guide to Valentine's Day Gifts
“@Green Heron - Oh? Oh. Ohhhhhhhhh!”
About: Surly's Guide to Valentine's Day Gifts
January 24, 2011 06:32PM
“I'm taller and thinner on my blog than I am in real life.”
About: I am not my Blog
“I'm taller and thinner on my blog than I am in real life.”
About: I am not my Blog
January 14, 2011 09:24PM
“@Lisa- I could totally party with your mom.”
About: Holy Mother of Grilled Cheese!
“@Lisa- I could totally party with your mom.”
About: Holy Mother of Grilled Cheese!
January 13, 2011 06:32PM
“For all we know Stellaa is the Virgin Mary. She's all saint like and shit.”
About: Holy Mother of Grilled Cheese!
“For all we know Stellaa is the Virgin Mary. She's all saint like and shit.”
About: Holy Mother of Grilled Cheese!
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