First, let me go on record as saying I've got nice tits.  You can ask my husband, he'll vouch for them.  My tits are natural, no silicone or bags of saline or peanut oil or whatever they are putting in implants these days.  Not to mention, they come complete with a… Read full post »

Seriously.  This question has been plaguing me for months. Or really, it has been driving my husband nuts and by extension filling more of my conversations with euphemisms for the bowel movements than I care for. If you've got IBS/Crohns or something akin, you've got my wholehearted sympathy - a… Read full post »

The whole episode in Pittsburgh is just plain tragic.  The deaths of the women in the gym, the women who were wounded, and the overwhelming terror for those who managed to escape.  I've found myself staring around the gym the last few mornings wondering to myself if it could happen here.&nb… Read full post »

I'm really thinkin' that our Governator needs to give her a job in state wide strategic planning.... Read full post »

It must be the Fourth of July as the local realtor has kindly put a plastic flag in my yard to remind me to be patriotic and to list my house with her when it is time to sell.  Unfortunately for her, I rent.  Every year these flags arrive in my… Read full post »

I will grant you, I'm not a huge Michael Jackson fan.  That is not to say that I am gleeful that he's dead.  It is sad, tragic even - much like his life. 

However, while I'm not lining up in the streets of Encino outside the Jackson family compound sobbing… Read full post »

As I mentioned previously my younger sister Terese is engaged to her girlfriend Elizabeth and I'm lobbying for the key role of Wedding Planner. My first proposal wasn't vetoed outright - Elizabeth seemed rather excited at the whole idea of hoopskirts and Kyle, my sister's Maid of Honor, has been… Read full post »

So my little sister Terese is finally taking the plunge.  A few weeks back she proposed, giving her girlfriend Elizabeth my grandmother's engagement ring. Now mind you, she generously gave me the diamond from the ring when I got married and it sounds like my mother replaced the stone with a… Read full post »

When the news broadcasts announced that Chastity Bono was in the process of becoming Chaz Bono the other morning my first thought was “Good for him!”. I can’t imagine living through the internal struggle of being mentally and emotionally one gender and trapped in a… Read full post »