iamsurly
- Location
- Los Angeles, California, USA
- Birthday
- October 22
- Title
- ex-heiress
- Bio
- Charming young lady, with sharp tongue and vocabulary of a seasoned longshoreman, who carries in her handbag worn and tattered membership cards to the Mayflower Society and Daughters of the American Revolution, for which her dues are in arrears.
MY RECENT POSTS
- How To Go Forward When Things
Have Gone Too Far To Go Back
February 13, 2012 10:42AM - Lower Self-Esteem? I've Got a
Coupon For That
January 24, 2012 11:17PM - I O U Fuck All
January 04, 2012 10:49PM - Shut The Fuck Up!
November 27, 2011 08:09PM - Feeling Peevish
November 02, 2011 10:36AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Yes.”
June 27, 2011 11:25PM - “Well at least you
cleaned the carpets before I
got here...
that's saying...
somet…”
April 22, 2011 12:14AM - “Betcha can't guess what
my favourite word is...
;)”
April 03, 2011 09:39PM - “Happy birthday!”
March 28, 2011 09:59AM - “I always read my good
stuff and wonder who the hell
wrote it,
then I realize I
pl…”
March 24, 2011 11:46AM
Iamsurly's Links
- Vintage Recipe Cards
- Green Pepper Round Steak
- Sausage and Spanish Rice
- Three Pineapple Salads
- Sandwich Loaf
- Shepherds Pie
- Baked Eggplant a la Grecque
- Waldorf Salad
- Turkey With Noodles
- Creamed Eggs on Fried Noodles
- Emerald Canatloupe
- Frankfurter Crown
- Cottage Cheese Meatloaf
- Meet My Family
- Letters From Before The Grave
- You Can Never Have Too Many Dress Rehearsals For A Swan Song
- It Sucks To Be My Husband
- Bruno Stop Blowing Your Brother
- The Heiress In The Trailer Park
- The Art of Waiting for Death
- Dear Fuck Face
- History Repeats Itself, First As Tragedy, Second As Farce
- Think Your Children Are Expensive? Mine Actually Eat Money!
- Why Facebook Gives Me Grief
- Me and My Attitude
- An Office With A View
- The Art of Having A Butler
- Greetings From Honeymoon Hell
- I Wish I Was Gidget
- How To Be Beautiful for $19.95
- Dear Miley
- It's Been A Chad Hair Day
- Hoda Kotb Can Bite Me!
- OMG! I Am Like So Totally Over MTV!
- Don't Ask, Don't Tell
- It's Not Necrophilia If You Don't Dig Them Up
- This Just In: Dr. Nancy Snyderman Says I'm A Moron
- Who Is On Your List?
- Much Ado About Masturbation
- You Say Childless Like It's A Bad Thing
- Can I Get A Vibrator With My Public Option?
- Confessions of A Facebook Stalker
- Yikes! My Husband's Evil Twin Is A Serial Killer!
- Trust Me, If I Wanted To Know, I Would Ask!
- A Surly Girl's Guide To Etiquette
- Be Still My Beating Heart
- I'm A Junk Food Junkie
- He Loves My Hairy Whole
- Jerk and Release
- Little Ms. 2%
- Stop Playing With My Food
- Mirror, Mirror
- Really, I Understand. The Rules Just Don't Apply To You.
- The Ghosts of Boyfriends Past
- Ass Crack Sandwich
- Call Me Dr. Love
- Damn You Jay Leno!
- Make Your Children Eat Dirt
- This Will Go Down On My Permanent Record
- "This call may be monitored..."
- All American Pride
- God and I Aren't Facebook Friends
- 25 Random Things You Really Didn't Want To Know About Me
- Crank Calling Myself
- How Constipated Is The Average American?
- I'm Pretty Much Over It!
- Are You Afraid Of My Nipples
- Straight Girl's Guides and Other Rainbow Flavored Posts
- Straight Girl's Guide To Shotgun Lesbian Weddings
- I Wish I Was Gay
- If I Had To Get Married, Gays and Lesbians Should Too!
- Why I’m Giving Up Flame Broiled Chicken For Equal Rights
- Talking with Daniela Sea about Chaz Bono & Transitioning
- Straight Girl's Guide on How to Plan a Lesbian Wedding
- Straight Girl’s Guide to Lesbian Weddings – Proposal #2
- Straight Girl's Guide To Lesbian Wedding: The Rings
- 18 Comments
Swine I'd Like To See Get The Flu
MAY 2, 2009 11:38PM EDT
- 36 Comments
Confessions Of A Facebook Stalker
SEPTEMBER 17, 2009 7:04PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 23 Comments
All American Pride
JULY 1, 2009 11:02PM EDT
- 2 Comments
When Dining With The Queen
APRIL 19, 2009 8:18PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 33 Comments
Involuntary Lactation & Other Lessons Learned in Jamaica
NOVEMBER 11, 2009 1:14PM EST
- 95 Comments
It's Not Necrophilia If You Don't Dig Them Up
SEPTEMBER 27, 2009 7:50PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 11 Comments
Straight Girl's Guide on How to Plan a Lesbian Wedding
JUNE 13, 2009 6:47PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 79 Comments
He Loves My Hairy Whole
AUGUST 21, 2009 1:35AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 7 Comments
Talking with Daniela Sea about Chaz Bono & Transitioning
JUNE 13, 2009 2:27PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 52 Comments
I Wish I Was Gidget
OCTOBER 14, 2009 10:41AM EDT
- 37 Comments
Hoda Kotb Can Bite Me!
OCTOBER 5, 2009 1:53PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 160 Comments
Who Is On Your List?
SEPTEMBER 24, 2009 1:00PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 185 Comments
Sexiest Man Living : Sam Elliott
NOVEMBER 17, 2009 6:07PM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 40 Comments
Is Reality Too Graphic For US TV?
AUGUST 25, 2009 10:57AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 37 Comments
Why Facebook Gives Me Grief
APRIL 24, 2009 1:38PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 48 Comments
It's Been A Chad Hair Day
OCTOBER 8, 2009 10:30AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 24 Comments
Straight Girl’s Guide to Lesbian Weddings – Proposal #2
JUNE 21, 2009 6:20PM EDT
- 15 Comments
Straight Girl's Guide To Lesbian Weddings - The Rings
JULY 9, 2009 6:21PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 91 Comments
Are You Afraid Of My Nipples?
AUGUST 16, 2009 3:41PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 54 Comments
Captain America Goes Tea Baggin'
FEBRUARY 12, 2010 12:53PM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 111 Comments
From The Realm of Things I Do Not Understand: Figure Skating
FEBRUARY 17, 2010 11:11AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 48 Comments
This Just In: Dr. Nancy Snyderman Says I'm A Moron
SEPTEMBER 25, 2009 11:27AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 35 Comments
It Sucks To Be My Husband
AUGUST 26, 2009 7:24PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 87 Comments
People I Do Not Understand: Gloria Allred & Joslyn James
FEBRUARY 19, 2010 3:29PM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 71 Comments
From The Realm Of Things I Do Not Understand: Baby Alive
DECEMBER 3, 2009 12:29AM EST
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