iamsurly
- Location
- Los Angeles, California, USA
- Birthday
- October 22
- Title
- ex-heiress
- Bio
- Charming young lady, with sharp tongue and vocabulary of a seasoned longshoreman, who carries in her handbag worn and tattered membership cards to the Mayflower Society and Daughters of the American Revolution, for which her dues are in arrears.
MY RECENT POSTS
- When the Dead Won't Stay Dead
May 21, 2012 12:46AM - Playing The Hand You're Dealt
May 16, 2012 02:06AM - Does Kim Kardashian's Ass Make
Me Look Fat?
April 26, 2012 10:51AM - Accidents Will Happen
April 20, 2012 01:39AM - It's Official. I'm An Adult
April 12, 2012 11:55PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “That wouldn't be the
first photo of my ass that
people wanted
taken off the
inter…”
May 22, 2012 11:43PM - “Good catch.
Corrected.
He's 58.
He was born in 1954.”
April 20, 2012 01:05PM - “Yes.”
June 27, 2011 11:25PM - “Well at least you
cleaned the carpets before I
got here...
that's saying...
somet…”
April 22, 2011 12:14AM - “Betcha can't guess what
my favourite word is...
;)”
April 03, 2011 09:39PM
Iamsurly's Links
- Vintage Recipe Cards
- Green Pepper Round Steak
- Sausage and Spanish Rice
- Three Pineapple Salads
- Sandwich Loaf
- Shepherds Pie
- Baked Eggplant a la Grecque
- Waldorf Salad
- Turkey With Noodles
- Creamed Eggs on Fried Noodles
- Emerald Canatloupe
- Frankfurter Crown
- Cottage Cheese Meatloaf
- Meet My Family
- Letters From Before The Grave
- You Can Never Have Too Many Dress Rehearsals For A Swan Song
- It Sucks To Be My Husband
- Bruno Stop Blowing Your Brother
- The Heiress In The Trailer Park
- The Art of Waiting for Death
- Dear Fuck Face
- History Repeats Itself, First As Tragedy, Second As Farce
- Think Your Children Are Expensive? Mine Actually Eat Money!
- Why Facebook Gives Me Grief
- Me and My Attitude
- An Office With A View
- The Art of Having A Butler
- Greetings From Honeymoon Hell
- I Wish I Was Gidget
- How To Be Beautiful for $19.95
- Dear Miley
- It's Been A Chad Hair Day
- Hoda Kotb Can Bite Me!
- OMG! I Am Like So Totally Over MTV!
- Don't Ask, Don't Tell
- It's Not Necrophilia If You Don't Dig Them Up
- This Just In: Dr. Nancy Snyderman Says I'm A Moron
- Who Is On Your List?
- Much Ado About Masturbation
- You Say Childless Like It's A Bad Thing
- Can I Get A Vibrator With My Public Option?
- Confessions of A Facebook Stalker
- Yikes! My Husband's Evil Twin Is A Serial Killer!
- Trust Me, If I Wanted To Know, I Would Ask!
- A Surly Girl's Guide To Etiquette
- Be Still My Beating Heart
- I'm A Junk Food Junkie
- He Loves My Hairy Whole
- Jerk and Release
- Little Ms. 2%
- Stop Playing With My Food
- Mirror, Mirror
- Really, I Understand. The Rules Just Don't Apply To You.
- The Ghosts of Boyfriends Past
- Ass Crack Sandwich
- Call Me Dr. Love
- Damn You Jay Leno!
- Make Your Children Eat Dirt
- This Will Go Down On My Permanent Record
- "This call may be monitored..."
- All American Pride
- God and I Aren't Facebook Friends
- 25 Random Things You Really Didn't Want To Know About Me
- Crank Calling Myself
- How Constipated Is The Average American?
- I'm Pretty Much Over It!
- Are You Afraid Of My Nipples
- Straight Girl's Guides and Other Rainbow Flavored Posts
- Straight Girl's Guide To Shotgun Lesbian Weddings
- I Wish I Was Gay
- If I Had To Get Married, Gays and Lesbians Should Too!
- Why I’m Giving Up Flame Broiled Chicken For Equal Rights
- Talking with Daniela Sea about Chaz Bono & Transitioning
- Straight Girl's Guide on How to Plan a Lesbian Wedding
- Straight Girl’s Guide to Lesbian Weddings – Proposal #2
- Straight Girl's Guide To Lesbian Wedding: The Rings
- 13 Comments
It's Official. I'm An Adult
APRIL 13, 2012 10:02AM EDT
- 45 Comments
Ode to Julie Tarp - My OS Goddess
FEBRUARY 10, 2010 11:12AM EST
- 22 Comments
Father Envy
MARCH 25, 2012 10:11PM EDT
- 28 Comments
Surly's Cookies
DECEMBER 22, 2009 2:40AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 7 Comments
How Much is the Jackson Frenzy Costing LA and California?
JULY 1, 2009 12:14AM EDT
- 44 Comments
I Am So Gonna Kick Your Ass!
AUGUST 27, 2009 8:12PM EDT
- 5 Comments
Farewell to Christopher Robin - A Eulogy
APRIL 20, 2009 10:47AM EDT
- 10 Comments
Lower Self-Esteem? I've Got a Coupon For That
JANUARY 25, 2012 10:37AM EST
- 40 Comments
Why I'm Thankful This Year
NOVEMBER 25, 2009 1:51PM EST
- 37 Comments
Bernie, Bernie, Bernie
SEPTEMBER 19, 2009 11:56AM EDT
- 24 Comments
New Year's Eve Marathon
DECEMBER 31, 2009 1:35PM EST
- 21 Comments
Vintage Recipe Cards: Potato-Leek Potage
NOVEMBER 17, 2009 11:15AM EST
- 15 Comments
Vintage Recipe Cards: Burger Beef Tiara
NOVEMBER 10, 2009 9:42AM EST
- 27 Comments
A Hokey Response to Chuck Stetson's Open Call!
SEPTEMBER 10, 2009 11:23PM EDT
- 8 Comments
Shopping for Verbal AKA Not Working Like I Should
AUGUST 12, 2009 5:57PM EDT
- 10 Comments
Farewell to Christopher Robin
MARCH 6, 2012 10:27AM EST
- 14 Comments
My 15 Records Thingy (I Like To Copy 1_Irriated_Mother)
SEPTEMBER 4, 2010 5:47PM EDT
- 3 Comments
21st Century Copernicus?
JUNE 24, 2009 3:06AM EDT
- 17 Comments
Is Pinterest For GCBs only?
MARCH 16, 2012 9:12AM EDT
- 0 Comments
Vintage Recipe Cards: You Know You Miss Them
MAY 12, 2010 9:41AM EDT
- 24 Comments
Playing The Hand You're Dealt
MAY 16, 2012 9:25AM EDT
- 8 Comments
Two Truths & A Lie: My Confession
APRIL 30, 2009 7:52PM EDT
- 19 Comments
Royal Obsession
APRIL 5, 2012 10:27AM EDT
- 16 Comments
The Language of Death
MAY 6, 2009 12:59PM EDT
- 27 Comments
Vintage Recipe Cards:Helpful Guide - Fresh Fruits
FEBRUARY 16, 2010 11:25AM EST
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