iamsurly
- Location
- Los Angeles, California, USA
- Birthday
- October 22
- Title
- ex-heiress
- Bio
- Charming young lady, with sharp tongue and vocabulary of a seasoned longshoreman, who carries in her handbag worn and tattered membership cards to the Mayflower Society and Daughters of the American Revolution, for which her dues are in arrears.
MY RECENT POSTS
- When the Dead Won't Stay Dead
May 21, 2012 12:46AM - Playing The Hand You're Dealt
May 16, 2012 02:06AM - Does Kim Kardashian's Ass Make
Me Look Fat?
April 26, 2012 10:51AM - Accidents Will Happen
April 20, 2012 01:39AM - It's Official. I'm An Adult
April 12, 2012 11:55PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “That wouldn't be the
first photo of my ass that
people wanted
taken off the
inter…”
May 22, 2012 11:43PM - “Good catch.
Corrected.
He's 58.
He was born in 1954.”
April 20, 2012 01:05PM - “Yes.”
June 27, 2011 11:25PM - “Well at least you
cleaned the carpets before I
got here...
that's saying...
somet…”
April 22, 2011 12:14AM - “Betcha can't guess what
my favourite word is...
;)”
April 03, 2011 09:39PM
Iamsurly's Links
- Vintage Recipe Cards
- Green Pepper Round Steak
- Sausage and Spanish Rice
- Three Pineapple Salads
- Sandwich Loaf
- Shepherds Pie
- Baked Eggplant a la Grecque
- Waldorf Salad
- Turkey With Noodles
- Creamed Eggs on Fried Noodles
- Emerald Canatloupe
- Frankfurter Crown
- Cottage Cheese Meatloaf
- Meet My Family
- Letters From Before The Grave
- You Can Never Have Too Many Dress Rehearsals For A Swan Song
- It Sucks To Be My Husband
- Bruno Stop Blowing Your Brother
- The Heiress In The Trailer Park
- The Art of Waiting for Death
- Dear Fuck Face
- History Repeats Itself, First As Tragedy, Second As Farce
- Think Your Children Are Expensive? Mine Actually Eat Money!
- Why Facebook Gives Me Grief
- Me and My Attitude
- An Office With A View
- The Art of Having A Butler
- Greetings From Honeymoon Hell
- I Wish I Was Gidget
- How To Be Beautiful for $19.95
- Dear Miley
- It's Been A Chad Hair Day
- Hoda Kotb Can Bite Me!
- OMG! I Am Like So Totally Over MTV!
- Don't Ask, Don't Tell
- It's Not Necrophilia If You Don't Dig Them Up
- This Just In: Dr. Nancy Snyderman Says I'm A Moron
- Who Is On Your List?
- Much Ado About Masturbation
- You Say Childless Like It's A Bad Thing
- Can I Get A Vibrator With My Public Option?
- Confessions of A Facebook Stalker
- Yikes! My Husband's Evil Twin Is A Serial Killer!
- Trust Me, If I Wanted To Know, I Would Ask!
- A Surly Girl's Guide To Etiquette
- Be Still My Beating Heart
- I'm A Junk Food Junkie
- He Loves My Hairy Whole
- Jerk and Release
- Little Ms. 2%
- Stop Playing With My Food
- Mirror, Mirror
- Really, I Understand. The Rules Just Don't Apply To You.
- The Ghosts of Boyfriends Past
- Ass Crack Sandwich
- Call Me Dr. Love
- Damn You Jay Leno!
- Make Your Children Eat Dirt
- This Will Go Down On My Permanent Record
- "This call may be monitored..."
- All American Pride
- God and I Aren't Facebook Friends
- 25 Random Things You Really Didn't Want To Know About Me
- Crank Calling Myself
- How Constipated Is The Average American?
- I'm Pretty Much Over It!
- Are You Afraid Of My Nipples
- Straight Girl's Guides and Other Rainbow Flavored Posts
- Straight Girl's Guide To Shotgun Lesbian Weddings
- I Wish I Was Gay
- If I Had To Get Married, Gays and Lesbians Should Too!
- Why I’m Giving Up Flame Broiled Chicken For Equal Rights
- Talking with Daniela Sea about Chaz Bono & Transitioning
- Straight Girl's Guide on How to Plan a Lesbian Wedding
- Straight Girl’s Guide to Lesbian Weddings – Proposal #2
- Straight Girl's Guide To Lesbian Wedding: The Rings
- Editor’s Pick
- 53 Comments
Defiling Graves For The Holiday - A Surly Family Tradition
DECEMBER 20, 2009 8:20PM EST
- 95 Comments
It's a Miracle
MAY 1, 2010 1:13PM EDT
- 39 Comments
Really, I Understand. The Rules Just Don't Apply To You.
APRIL 15, 2009 4:28PM EDT
- 16 Comments
Strippin' & Ass Slappin' For Charity
MARCH 15, 2011 11:16AM EDT
- 17 Comments
This Will Go Down On My Permanent Record
MAY 23, 2009 7:33PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 51 Comments
All I Want For Christmas
NOVEMBER 29, 2009 4:40PM EST
- 56 Comments
Madame? Kidman?
DECEMBER 16, 2009 11:32AM EST
- 27 Comments
Vintage Recipe Cards: Baked Eggplant a la Grecque
OCTOBER 27, 2009 10:14AM EDT
- 37 Comments
Letters From Before The Grave
OCTOBER 4, 2009 1:29PM EDT
- 29 Comments
I O U Fuck All
JANUARY 5, 2012 10:51AM EST
- 28 Comments
Straight Girl's Guide To Shotgun Lesbian Weddings
AUGUST 6, 2010 10:03PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 52 Comments
Great Great Grandmère's French For Christmas Croquignolles
DECEMBER 14, 2009 2:29AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 45 Comments
You Can Never Have Too Many Dress Rehearsals For A Swan Song
SEPTEMBER 9, 2011 9:43AM EDT
- 22 Comments
Gazpacho Andaluz
JULY 25, 2010 10:04PM EDT
- 63 Comments
Apparently I Leave A Mark
MAY 15, 2010 8:34PM EDT
- 6 Comments
"This call may be monitored..."
JUNE 11, 2009 5:24PM EDT
- 148 Comments
Kwitcherbitchin OS
DECEMBER 29, 2009 11:27AM EST
- 44 Comments
Vintage Recipe Cards: Creamed Eggs on Fried Noodles
SEPTEMBER 29, 2009 10:14AM EDT
- 16 Comments
Crank Calling Myself
JULY 17, 2009 11:06PM EDT
- 31 Comments
I Wish I Was Gay
SEPTEMBER 3, 2009 4:56PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 76 Comments
Harper Valley PTA meets Footloose - Homos in Tuxes Forbidden
MARCH 11, 2010 10:14AM EST
- 31 Comments
Vintage Recipe Cards: Emerald Cantalope
SEPTEMBER 22, 2009 10:45AM EDT
- 34 Comments
I'm A Junk Food Junkie
AUGUST 28, 2009 6:35PM EDT
- 82 Comments
Welcome To The Flounce-o-rama!
FEBRUARY 23, 2010 12:12PM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 26 Comments
Farewell To Christopher Robin
MARCH 7, 2011 10:52AM EST
crazypants
Boanerges1
Amy A
Mike Hunt
Sarah Eccleston
Emily Sussman
Salon.com