iamsurly
- Location
- Los Angeles, California, USA
- Birthday
- October 22
- Title
- ex-heiress
- Bio
- Charming young lady, with sharp tongue and vocabulary of a seasoned longshoreman, who carries in her handbag worn and tattered membership cards to the Mayflower Society and Daughters of the American Revolution, for which her dues are in arrears.
MY RECENT POSTS
- When the Dead Won't Stay Dead
May 21, 2012 12:46AM - Playing The Hand You're Dealt
May 16, 2012 02:06AM - Does Kim Kardashian's Ass Make
Me Look Fat?
April 26, 2012 10:51AM - Accidents Will Happen
April 20, 2012 01:39AM - It's Official. I'm An Adult
April 12, 2012 11:55PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “That wouldn't be the
first photo of my ass that
people wanted
taken off the
inter…”
May 22, 2012 11:43PM - “Good catch.
Corrected.
He's 58.
He was born in 1954.”
April 20, 2012 01:05PM - “Yes.”
June 27, 2011 11:25PM - “Well at least you
cleaned the carpets before I
got here...
that's saying...
somet…”
April 22, 2011 12:14AM - “Betcha can't guess what
my favourite word is...
;)”
April 03, 2011 09:39PM
Iamsurly's Links
- Vintage Recipe Cards
- Green Pepper Round Steak
- Sausage and Spanish Rice
- Three Pineapple Salads
- Sandwich Loaf
- Shepherds Pie
- Baked Eggplant a la Grecque
- Waldorf Salad
- Turkey With Noodles
- Creamed Eggs on Fried Noodles
- Emerald Canatloupe
- Frankfurter Crown
- Cottage Cheese Meatloaf
- Meet My Family
- Letters From Before The Grave
- You Can Never Have Too Many Dress Rehearsals For A Swan Song
- It Sucks To Be My Husband
- Bruno Stop Blowing Your Brother
- The Heiress In The Trailer Park
- The Art of Waiting for Death
- Dear Fuck Face
- History Repeats Itself, First As Tragedy, Second As Farce
- Think Your Children Are Expensive? Mine Actually Eat Money!
- Why Facebook Gives Me Grief
- Me and My Attitude
- An Office With A View
- The Art of Having A Butler
- Greetings From Honeymoon Hell
- I Wish I Was Gidget
- How To Be Beautiful for $19.95
- Dear Miley
- It's Been A Chad Hair Day
- Hoda Kotb Can Bite Me!
- OMG! I Am Like So Totally Over MTV!
- Don't Ask, Don't Tell
- It's Not Necrophilia If You Don't Dig Them Up
- This Just In: Dr. Nancy Snyderman Says I'm A Moron
- Who Is On Your List?
- Much Ado About Masturbation
- You Say Childless Like It's A Bad Thing
- Can I Get A Vibrator With My Public Option?
- Confessions of A Facebook Stalker
- Yikes! My Husband's Evil Twin Is A Serial Killer!
- Trust Me, If I Wanted To Know, I Would Ask!
- A Surly Girl's Guide To Etiquette
- Be Still My Beating Heart
- I'm A Junk Food Junkie
- He Loves My Hairy Whole
- Jerk and Release
- Little Ms. 2%
- Stop Playing With My Food
- Mirror, Mirror
- Really, I Understand. The Rules Just Don't Apply To You.
- The Ghosts of Boyfriends Past
- Ass Crack Sandwich
- Call Me Dr. Love
- Damn You Jay Leno!
- Make Your Children Eat Dirt
- This Will Go Down On My Permanent Record
- "This call may be monitored..."
- All American Pride
- God and I Aren't Facebook Friends
- 25 Random Things You Really Didn't Want To Know About Me
- Crank Calling Myself
- How Constipated Is The Average American?
- I'm Pretty Much Over It!
- Are You Afraid Of My Nipples
- Straight Girl's Guides and Other Rainbow Flavored Posts
- Straight Girl's Guide To Shotgun Lesbian Weddings
- I Wish I Was Gay
- If I Had To Get Married, Gays and Lesbians Should Too!
- Why I’m Giving Up Flame Broiled Chicken For Equal Rights
- Talking with Daniela Sea about Chaz Bono & Transitioning
- Straight Girl's Guide on How to Plan a Lesbian Wedding
- Straight Girl’s Guide to Lesbian Weddings – Proposal #2
- Straight Girl's Guide To Lesbian Wedding: The Rings
- Editor’s Pick
- 4267 Views
- 80 Comments
How To Be Beautiful for $19.95
OCTOBER 12, 2009 12:07PM EDT
- 2168 Views
- 148 Comments
Kwitcherbitchin OS
DECEMBER 29, 2009 11:27AM EST
- 5203 Views
- 63 Comments
Dear Fuck Face
MAY 3, 2009 7:32PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 4064 Views
- 83 Comments
You Say Childless Like It's A Bad Thing
SEPTEMBER 21, 2009 11:03AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 2464 Views
- 58 Comments
I Believe
JULY 17, 2010 3:18PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 15570 Views
- 79 Comments
He Loves My Hairy Whole
AUGUST 21, 2009 1:35AM EDT
- 2196 Views
- 63 Comments
Apparently I Leave A Mark
MAY 15, 2010 8:34PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 4482 Views
- 94 Comments
"You Have Such A Pretty Face"
AUGUST 1, 2010 4:29PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 8687 Views
- 91 Comments
Are You Afraid Of My Nipples?
AUGUST 16, 2009 3:41PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 5864 Views
- 72 Comments
Can I Get A Vibrator With My Public Option?
SEPTEMBER 18, 2009 12:31PM EDT
- 2702 Views
- 68 Comments
All Good Dogs Go To Heaven
APRIL 18, 2010 7:09PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 3037 Views
- 61 Comments
The Art of Losing Your Looks
JUNE 28, 2011 9:54AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 2126 Views
- 76 Comments
Harper Valley PTA meets Footloose - Homos in Tuxes Forbidden
MARCH 11, 2010 10:14AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 8539 Views
- 111 Comments
From The Realm of Things I Do Not Understand: Figure Skating
FEBRUARY 17, 2010 11:11AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 7279 Views
- 71 Comments
From The Realm Of Things I Do Not Understand: Baby Alive
DECEMBER 3, 2009 12:29AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 11587 Views
- 160 Comments
Who Is On Your List?
SEPTEMBER 24, 2009 1:00PM EDT
- 1744 Views
- 79 Comments
My Legacy on OS
MARCH 22, 2010 3:50PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 10505 Views
- 37 Comments
Why Facebook Gives Me Grief
APRIL 24, 2009 1:38PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 2838 Views
- 54 Comments
The Art of Waiting for Death - Revisited
AUGUST 2, 2010 10:58PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 4832 Views
- 80 Comments
Don't Ask, Don't Tell
SEPTEMBER 28, 2009 9:52AM EDT
- 3168 Views
- 55 Comments
I Found Out About Feminine Odour The Hard Way
SEPTEMBER 9, 2010 1:25PM EDT
- 1929 Views
- 49 Comments
There Are Some Things You Just Don’t Say
MARCH 27, 2011 8:00PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 2202 Views
- 45 Comments
You Can Never Have Too Many Dress Rehearsals For A Swan Song
SEPTEMBER 9, 2011 9:43AM EDT
- 3024 Views
- 60 Comments
How Public Is Your Private Life?
FEBRUARY 26, 2010 12:35AM EST
- 3002 Views
- 49 Comments
Pretty, Pretty, Shiny, Shiny
JANUARY 22, 2010 5:33PM EST
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