iamsurly
- Location
- Los Angeles, California, USA
- Birthday
- October 22
- Title
- ex-heiress
- Bio
- Charming young lady, with sharp tongue and vocabulary of a seasoned longshoreman, who carries in her handbag worn and tattered membership cards to the Mayflower Society and Daughters of the American Revolution, for which her dues are in arrears.
MY RECENT POSTS
- When the Dead Won't Stay Dead
May 21, 2012 12:46AM - Playing The Hand You're Dealt
May 16, 2012 02:06AM - Does Kim Kardashian's Ass Make
Me Look Fat?
April 26, 2012 10:51AM - Accidents Will Happen
April 20, 2012 01:39AM - It's Official. I'm An Adult
April 12, 2012 11:55PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “That wouldn't be the
first photo of my ass that
people wanted
taken off the
inter…”
May 22, 2012 11:43PM - “Good catch.
Corrected.
He's 58.
He was born in 1954.”
April 20, 2012 01:05PM - “Yes.”
June 27, 2011 11:25PM - “Well at least you
cleaned the carpets before I
got here...
that's saying...
somet…”
April 22, 2011 12:14AM - “Betcha can't guess what
my favourite word is...
;)”
April 03, 2011 09:39PM
Iamsurly's Links
- Vintage Recipe Cards
- Green Pepper Round Steak
- Sausage and Spanish Rice
- Three Pineapple Salads
- Sandwich Loaf
- Shepherds Pie
- Baked Eggplant a la Grecque
- Waldorf Salad
- Turkey With Noodles
- Creamed Eggs on Fried Noodles
- Emerald Canatloupe
- Frankfurter Crown
- Cottage Cheese Meatloaf
- Meet My Family
- Letters From Before The Grave
- You Can Never Have Too Many Dress Rehearsals For A Swan Song
- It Sucks To Be My Husband
- Bruno Stop Blowing Your Brother
- The Heiress In The Trailer Park
- The Art of Waiting for Death
- Dear Fuck Face
- History Repeats Itself, First As Tragedy, Second As Farce
- Think Your Children Are Expensive? Mine Actually Eat Money!
- Why Facebook Gives Me Grief
- Me and My Attitude
- An Office With A View
- The Art of Having A Butler
- Greetings From Honeymoon Hell
- I Wish I Was Gidget
- How To Be Beautiful for $19.95
- Dear Miley
- It's Been A Chad Hair Day
- Hoda Kotb Can Bite Me!
- OMG! I Am Like So Totally Over MTV!
- Don't Ask, Don't Tell
- It's Not Necrophilia If You Don't Dig Them Up
- This Just In: Dr. Nancy Snyderman Says I'm A Moron
- Who Is On Your List?
- Much Ado About Masturbation
- You Say Childless Like It's A Bad Thing
- Can I Get A Vibrator With My Public Option?
- Confessions of A Facebook Stalker
- Yikes! My Husband's Evil Twin Is A Serial Killer!
- Trust Me, If I Wanted To Know, I Would Ask!
- A Surly Girl's Guide To Etiquette
- Be Still My Beating Heart
- I'm A Junk Food Junkie
- He Loves My Hairy Whole
- Jerk and Release
- Little Ms. 2%
- Stop Playing With My Food
- Mirror, Mirror
- Really, I Understand. The Rules Just Don't Apply To You.
- The Ghosts of Boyfriends Past
- Ass Crack Sandwich
- Call Me Dr. Love
- Damn You Jay Leno!
- Make Your Children Eat Dirt
- This Will Go Down On My Permanent Record
- "This call may be monitored..."
- All American Pride
- God and I Aren't Facebook Friends
- 25 Random Things You Really Didn't Want To Know About Me
- Crank Calling Myself
- How Constipated Is The Average American?
- I'm Pretty Much Over It!
- Are You Afraid Of My Nipples
- Straight Girl's Guides and Other Rainbow Flavored Posts
- Straight Girl's Guide To Shotgun Lesbian Weddings
- I Wish I Was Gay
- If I Had To Get Married, Gays and Lesbians Should Too!
- Why I’m Giving Up Flame Broiled Chicken For Equal Rights
- Talking with Daniela Sea about Chaz Bono & Transitioning
- Straight Girl's Guide on How to Plan a Lesbian Wedding
- Straight Girl’s Guide to Lesbian Weddings – Proposal #2
- Straight Girl's Guide To Lesbian Wedding: The Rings
- 3071 Views
- 12 Comments
Real Housewives of BH - Hating on Camille
NOVEMBER 11, 2010 11:50PM EST
- 617 Views
- 8 Comments
Two Truths & A Lie: My Confession
APRIL 30, 2009 7:52PM EDT
- 1191 Views
- 17 Comments
Open Letter to Roger Goodell About Michael Vick
MAY 1, 2009 1:23PM EDT
- 2565 Views
- 9 Comments
Damn You Jay Leno!
MAY 2, 2009 4:45AM EDT
- 1917 Views
- 7 Comments
Tamale Pie por Cinco de Mayo
MAY 5, 2009 10:25AM EDT
- 1591 Views
- 13 Comments
OS Mexican Fiesta for Cinco de Mayo
MAY 5, 2009 1:15PM EDT
- 1026 Views
- 7 Comments
My Cute Pets as per Dana's Open Call
MAY 7, 2009 10:40PM EDT
- 1921 Views
- 7 Comments
Make Your Children Eat Dirt
MAY 22, 2009 6:34PM EDT
- 1176 Views
- 10 Comments
Learning To Doggie Paddle - With Gratuitous Cute Labretards
JULY 10, 2009 6:07PM EDT
- 2474 Views
- 8 Comments
Vintage Recipe Cards: Sausage and Spanish Rice
AUGUST 25, 2009 12:29AM EDT
- 1751 Views
- 2 Comments
Think your children are expensive? Mine actually eat money!
DECEMBER 4, 2008 3:49PM EST
- 812 Views
- 5 Comments
Farewell to Christopher Robin - A Eulogy
APRIL 20, 2009 10:47AM EDT
- 523 Views
- 16 Comments
Flowers for Freaky (or Freaky Flowers)
APRIL 29, 2009 12:55AM EDT
- 1356 Views
- 12 Comments
Holy Leaping Labretards Aquaman!
JULY 2, 2009 4:01PM EDT
- 460 Views
- 9 Comments
Two Truths & a Lie (In Response to OESheepdog's Open Call)
APRIL 30, 2009 1:11PM EDT
- 2002 Views
- 7 Comments
Jerk and Release
JUNE 5, 2009 3:22AM EDT
- 2194 Views
- 6 Comments
"This call may be monitored..."
JUNE 11, 2009 5:24PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 841 Views
- 7 Comments
How Much is the Jackson Frenzy Costing LA and California?
JULY 1, 2009 12:14AM EDT
- 8500 Views
- 15 Comments
Straight Girl's Guide To Lesbian Weddings - The Rings
JULY 9, 2009 6:21PM EDT
- 3134 Views
- 7 Comments
Ass Crack Sandwich
APRIL 28, 2009 11:05AM EDT
- 577 Views
- 10 Comments
Oh How I Long For Saturday Mornings....
MAY 19, 2009 2:09PM EDT
- 524 Views
- 11 Comments
Let's Throw a Parade! (or Newport News, VA can bite me)
AUGUST 1, 2009 12:19PM EDT
- 2513 Views
- 1 Comments
The Ghosts of Boyfriends Past
APRIL 5, 2009 1:45PM EDT
- 1795 Views
- 4 Comments
Stop Playing With My Food
APRIL 19, 2009 1:57PM EDT
- 2682 Views
- 4 Comments
Foodie Tuesday: Beer Cake
APRIL 21, 2009 6:44PM EDT
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