iamsurly
- Location
- Los Angeles, California, USA
- Birthday
- October 22
- Title
- ex-heiress
- Bio
- Charming young lady, with sharp tongue and vocabulary of a seasoned longshoreman, who carries in her handbag worn and tattered membership cards to the Mayflower Society and Daughters of the American Revolution, for which her dues are in arrears.
MY RECENT POSTS
- When the Dead Won't Stay Dead
May 21, 2012 12:46AM - Playing The Hand You're Dealt
May 16, 2012 02:06AM - Does Kim Kardashian's Ass Make
Me Look Fat?
April 26, 2012 10:51AM - Accidents Will Happen
April 20, 2012 01:39AM - It's Official. I'm An Adult
April 12, 2012 11:55PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “That wouldn't be the
first photo of my ass that
people wanted
taken off the
inter…”
May 22, 2012 11:43PM - “Good catch.
Corrected.
He's 58.
He was born in 1954.”
April 20, 2012 01:05PM - “Yes.”
June 27, 2011 11:25PM - “Well at least you
cleaned the carpets before I
got here...
that's saying...
somet…”
April 22, 2011 12:14AM - “Betcha can't guess what
my favourite word is...
;)”
April 03, 2011 09:39PM
Iamsurly's Links
- Vintage Recipe Cards
- Green Pepper Round Steak
- Sausage and Spanish Rice
- Three Pineapple Salads
- Sandwich Loaf
- Shepherds Pie
- Baked Eggplant a la Grecque
- Waldorf Salad
- Turkey With Noodles
- Creamed Eggs on Fried Noodles
- Emerald Canatloupe
- Frankfurter Crown
- Cottage Cheese Meatloaf
- Meet My Family
- Letters From Before The Grave
- You Can Never Have Too Many Dress Rehearsals For A Swan Song
- It Sucks To Be My Husband
- Bruno Stop Blowing Your Brother
- The Heiress In The Trailer Park
- The Art of Waiting for Death
- Dear Fuck Face
- History Repeats Itself, First As Tragedy, Second As Farce
- Think Your Children Are Expensive? Mine Actually Eat Money!
- Why Facebook Gives Me Grief
- Me and My Attitude
- An Office With A View
- The Art of Having A Butler
- Greetings From Honeymoon Hell
- I Wish I Was Gidget
- How To Be Beautiful for $19.95
- Dear Miley
- It's Been A Chad Hair Day
- Hoda Kotb Can Bite Me!
- OMG! I Am Like So Totally Over MTV!
- Don't Ask, Don't Tell
- It's Not Necrophilia If You Don't Dig Them Up
- This Just In: Dr. Nancy Snyderman Says I'm A Moron
- Who Is On Your List?
- Much Ado About Masturbation
- You Say Childless Like It's A Bad Thing
- Can I Get A Vibrator With My Public Option?
- Confessions of A Facebook Stalker
- Yikes! My Husband's Evil Twin Is A Serial Killer!
- Trust Me, If I Wanted To Know, I Would Ask!
- A Surly Girl's Guide To Etiquette
- Be Still My Beating Heart
- I'm A Junk Food Junkie
- He Loves My Hairy Whole
- Jerk and Release
- Little Ms. 2%
- Stop Playing With My Food
- Mirror, Mirror
- Really, I Understand. The Rules Just Don't Apply To You.
- The Ghosts of Boyfriends Past
- Ass Crack Sandwich
- Call Me Dr. Love
- Damn You Jay Leno!
- Make Your Children Eat Dirt
- This Will Go Down On My Permanent Record
- "This call may be monitored..."
- All American Pride
- God and I Aren't Facebook Friends
- 25 Random Things You Really Didn't Want To Know About Me
- Crank Calling Myself
- How Constipated Is The Average American?
- I'm Pretty Much Over It!
- Are You Afraid Of My Nipples
- Straight Girl's Guides and Other Rainbow Flavored Posts
- Straight Girl's Guide To Shotgun Lesbian Weddings
- I Wish I Was Gay
- If I Had To Get Married, Gays and Lesbians Should Too!
- Why I’m Giving Up Flame Broiled Chicken For Equal Rights
- Talking with Daniela Sea about Chaz Bono & Transitioning
- Straight Girl's Guide on How to Plan a Lesbian Wedding
- Straight Girl’s Guide to Lesbian Weddings – Proposal #2
- Straight Girl's Guide To Lesbian Wedding: The Rings
- 895 Views
- 22 Comments
Father Envy
MARCH 25, 2012 10:11PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 3238 Views
- 44 Comments
Vintage Recipe Cards: Shepherds Pie
OCTOBER 6, 2009 12:01AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 3064 Views
- 34 Comments
Twitter Me Fat
NOVEMBER 18, 2009 10:52AM EST
- 787 Views
- 40 Comments
Why I'm Thankful This Year
NOVEMBER 25, 2009 1:51PM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 2953 Views
- 45 Comments
Walk Around In The All-Together & Go To Jail-Do Not Pass Go!
DECEMBER 21, 2009 1:38PM EST
- 1913 Views
- 38 Comments
I Can't Get Me No Satisfaction
FEBRUARY 1, 2010 2:00PM EST
- 1811 Views
- 35 Comments
Valentine's Day Chez Surly
FEBRUARY 12, 2010 5:54PM EST
- 3102 Views
- 29 Comments
My Wish For 2011 - A Twat Free New Year
DECEMBER 27, 2010 12:44PM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 2068 Views
- 41 Comments
iamsurly vs The Food Of The Seventies: Beat That Jodi Kasten
SEPTEMBER 23, 2009 1:35PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 8122 Views
- 48 Comments
This Just In: Dr. Nancy Snyderman Says I'm A Moron
SEPTEMBER 25, 2009 11:27AM EDT
- 2290 Views
- 37 Comments
Letters From Before The Grave
OCTOBER 4, 2009 1:29PM EDT
- 1081 Views
- 49 Comments
You Asked For It! Here's My Top 5 Picks!
DECEMBER 27, 2009 2:24PM EST
- 899 Views
- 45 Comments
Ode to Julie Tarp - My OS Goddess
FEBRUARY 10, 2010 11:12AM EST
- 1292 Views
- 41 Comments
One Girl's Treasure...
JUNE 10, 2010 3:33PM EDT
- 1372 Views
- 31 Comments
In The Event This Is My Last Birthday
OCTOBER 22, 2010 12:05AM EDT
- 1693 Views
- 35 Comments
Trust Me, If I Wanted To Know, I Would Ask!
SEPTEMBER 12, 2009 3:07PM EDT
- 1113 Views
- 34 Comments
I Pee Green & Other Acts That Prove I'm a Witch
NOVEMBER 13, 2009 6:24PM EST
- 1044 Views
- 36 Comments
::Ahem::
NOVEMBER 19, 2009 6:02PM EST
- 1155 Views
- 45 Comments
Talking Trash: Undercover Boss
FEBRUARY 8, 2010 3:03AM EST
- 3939 Views
- 52 Comments
Again, I Ask You: Who Is Eating All The Damn Donuts?
JUNE 4, 2010 1:33PM EDT
- 1434 Views
- 32 Comments
Did God Just Call Me Fat?
DECEMBER 5, 2010 3:18PM EST
- 2288 Views
- 29 Comments
I O U Fuck All
JANUARY 5, 2012 10:51AM EST
- 624 Views
- 24 Comments
Playing The Hand You're Dealt
MAY 16, 2012 9:25AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 10970 Views
- 40 Comments
Is Reality Too Graphic For US TV?
AUGUST 25, 2009 10:57AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 3263 Views
- 42 Comments
OMG! I Am Like So Totally Over MTV!
SEPTEMBER 30, 2009 10:20AM EDT
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