Will Gottlieb

Will Gottlieb
Location
Bath, Maine, USA, Earth, Solar System, West Galaxy, Local Group
Birthday
January 08
Title
The
Company
Good
Bio
I am descended from apes.

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Salon.com

It is with some trepidation and not a little pride that I reach into my frowsty past and haul out two poems that I believe will one day be noted as the works that defined a generation. I offer them here in chronological order of

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JULY 13, 2009 6:12PM

The Care and Feeding of Editors

“The second thing we do, let’s kill all the editors.”

– William Shakespeare, deleted from Henry IV, Part I

Editors exist to make writers look good, and should be tolerated for that reason. Editors buy stories, and should be allowed to tinker with them, if

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JULY 13, 2009 2:37PM

I Am Favored By The Universe

Here am the unique sequence of events:

Prelude: I am treated to a free lunch on Sunday at The Neat Restaurant over there in Townville, with the understanding that I will write a favorable review. Which I agree to do, on the condition that I survive the experience. Which I do,… Read full post »

JULY 7, 2009 2:49PM

Michael Jackson Still Dead

There's a link on CNN.com this afternoon that reads, "iReport.com: How are you honoring MJ today?" This caught my eye, of course, and so I thought, "Well, same as always: Roll a fattie and burn it during the news." But no, it was yet another reference to Michael Jackson, the King… Read full post »

JULY 6, 2009 10:32AM

Your God is Gay

 

This should be obvious.

Consider my immediate family: my wife (female), me (male), our son (from this union of male and female). Consider my dog: dam (female), sire (male), dog (product of the union of male and female)

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JULY 2, 2009 4:26PM

The God War

If there’s one thing that can be depended upon from year to year, it’s that Americans wouldn’t think of going to war without God, and that God wouldn’t miss an American war for love or money. War after war,… Read full post »