Will Gottlieb
- Location
- Bath, Maine, USA, Earth, Solar System, West Galaxy, Local Group
- Birthday
- January 08
- Title
- The
- Company
- Good
- Bio
- I am descended from apes.
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Well, we're talking
about the people who hate
abortion, but
don't mind that
we ha…”
July 15, 2009 09:38AM - “Yes and no. Hey, do you
have a breath mint?”
July 13, 2009 06:22PM - “...ah..."oh boy what a
gaffe," and since you're
asking, yeah,
I hate
my…”
July 13, 2009 06:01PM - “^to have your child, oh
BOY what at gaffe...”
July 13, 2009 05:54PM - “I want your
child.”
July 13, 2009 05:54PM
Will Gottlieb's Links
Portrait of the Artist as a Developing Weirdo
It is with some trepidation and not a little pride that I reach into my frowsty past and haul out two poems that I believe will one day be noted as the works that defined a generation. I offer them here in chronological order of
… Read full post »The Care and Feeding of Editors
“The second thing we do, let’s kill all the editors.”
– William Shakespeare, deleted from Henry IV, Part I
Editors exist to make writers look good, and should be tolerated for that reason. Editors buy stories, and should be allowed to tinker with them, if
… Read full post »I Am Favored By The Universe
Here am the unique sequence of events:
Prelude: I am treated to a free lunch on Sunday at The Neat Restaurant over there in Townville, with the understanding that I will write a favorable review. Which I agree to do, on the condition that I survive the experience. Which I do,… Read full post »
Michael Jackson Still Dead
There's a link on CNN.com this afternoon that reads, "iReport.com: How are you honoring MJ today?" This caught my eye, of course, and so I thought, "Well, same as always: Roll a fattie and burn it during the news." But no, it was yet another reference to Michael Jackson, the King… Read full post »
Your God is Gay
This should be obvious.
Consider my immediate family: my wife (female), me (male), our son (from this union of male and female). Consider my dog: dam (female), sire (male), dog (product of the union of male and female)
… Read full post »The God War
If there’s one thing that can be depended upon from year to year, it’s that Americans wouldn’t think of going to war without God, and that God wouldn’t miss an American war for love or money. War after war,… Read full post »
Kind of Blue
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