It is with some trepidation and not a little pride that I reach into my frowsty past and haul out two poems that I believe will one day be noted as the works that defined a generation. I offer them here in chronological order of their composition.

“Declaration (The Sun)” 1996

Pizza, pizza, pizza,
Bow-wow, Bow-wow,
Look what I got.

“Modern Love” 1997

My love is
Not unlike a
Spermicidally
Lubricated
Condom with
Reservoir
End