DAVID BOYNE ——— ICBWB.COM
ICBWB.com
- Location
- Encinitas, California, Earth
- Birthday
- May 11
- Title
- Omnipotent Omnipotentate
- Company
- GreenFlashPublishing.com
- Bio
- David Boyne is a writer, and a rewriter. But he is much better known for appreciating every food he has ever tried—except Jello® and sea urchin. There was a time when David considered becoming a better person, but he abandoned the idea when he learned identity theft was illegal. He has lived in Connecticut, Florida, Maine, Rhode Island, Oregon, Manhattan, San Francisco and San Diego.
During the day he manages an e-commerce business. At night he is a blood-thirsty vampire roaming the streets in search of-- At night he exposes himself in public at ICBWB.com.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Meditation ©2009 David Boyne
November 06, 2009 12:05PM - Owning Up
August 26, 2009 12:55PM - Grudge Holding Letter Bombing
Shit Listers
April 20, 2009 10:48PM - Sailing Alone Around the Word
March 15, 2009 12:02PM - Weather Report: Strong High
Followed by Lingering
Depression
February 08, 2009 11:10AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “You wrote:
All
parties, from
environmentalists to
free-traders, all the way
to
xen…”
December 06, 2008 01:45PM - “Wonder-filled. And loved
the added
photos.
Happy Giving
Thanks!
db”
November 26, 2008 02:33PM - “Sam is a big hero of
mine. I was in his house in
Hartford, CT
this summer. Got
to…”
September 17, 2008 05:01PM - “Shouldve couldve added
Most Insanest So-Called
Concert:
Watkins Glen. Dead,
Allma…”
September 14, 2008 10:49AM - “Bonnie Raitt at Sprague
Hall on Yale campus 1974?
(From this
advanced
perspective…”
September 14, 2008 10:46AM
ICBWB.com's Links
Meditation ©2009 David Boyne
Owning Up
“I long, as does every human being, to be at home wherever I find myself.”
—Maya Angelou
Recently, I bought a house. Or, more accurately, I bought a mortgage. It came with a nice little house.
The nice little house has a well-fenced, dog-ready backyard.… Read full post »
Grudge Holding Letter Bombing Shit Listers
Indeed, the planet is crowded. With humans, at least, if not with lions, and…
Sailing Alone Around the Word
An Essay on Man's Bipolar Relationship with the
Past
©2009 David Boyne
… Read full post »
“… I studied with diligence Neptune's laws, and these
Weather Report: Strong High Followed by Lingering Depression
On New Year’s Eve, as the sun went down behind me, setting the darkening sky on fire, I was, for the first time in this dream world I wander through, standing on the snow-covered rim of the Grand Canyon.
For an undetermined number of heartbeats, I was made… Read full post »
Falling Off Brooklyn Bridge
Alone,
Nearing midnight,
I stop my bicycle on Sellwood bridge
above the black Willamette
flowing complacently
… Read full post »
RUNNING AWAY
All my Life, I
have been a student of the gentle art and practice of Running Away.
I have a black belt, 7th degree.
So.
When I hear people attach that yuckiest of emotions, shame, to the gentle art and practice of Running Away,… Read full post »
Let Us Eat Cake
Let Us Eat Cake
In some secret moment
in the mayhem
of our wedding day
you hid a slab of cake
… Read full post »
Snow Falling
Snow
Falling
Snow
Falling past street lamps
Glowing… Read full post »
T'ai Chi? Me?

I arrived late for my first ever T'ai Chi class.
I scurried onto the community college basketball court and joined the dozen people facing a middle-aged Vietnamese… Read full post »
Getting, Having, Wanting

I could be wrong, but to me, obituaries always read like well-constructed plots to novels. Why is that?
I'm glad I asked. Let me begin small and work my way up: When walking my dog yesterday morning,… Read full post »
Fear Itself: Every Nation Gets the Leader It Deserves
I have lived over half a century and have participated in many elections, and while I might prefer this candidate over that candidate, I have never been unreservedly for a candidate. Until Barack Obama.
I was so for this man’s desire to be The… Read full post »
The National Novel Writing Month Contest: Water Into Wine
Tuesday morning, I noticed, even in the dim, pre-dawn light, and not for the first time, how the black line of trim on the roof of my 12-year-old Volvo was badly frayed.
That observation led me to notice, not for the first time, the places where the car’s paint,… Read full post »
Happy Accidents
Happy Accidents (aka, HAs)
© David Boyne
Late one sunny morning as I sat under a shade tree at my favorite outdoor café, alternating sips of my second uber-sized coffee with nibbles of my well-toasted onion bagel covered with a schmear of salmon cream… Read full post »
Lydia the Tattooed Lady, or, Hurry Up and Wait
Hurry Up and Wait
© David Boyne
Sometimes, I think about the Time-Space
Continuum.
Like yesterday morning.
As I stood in line at my neighborhood café, the thin,
dark… Read full post »
Boatloads of Bissell Upright Steam Cleaners
Boatloads of Bissell Upright Steam Cleaners
© David Boyne
Recently, I’ve been thinking about Adam Smith’s Invisible Hand.
Adam Smith was not a magician. Or maybe he was. But he had many fascinating ideas about Man,… Read full post »
Easter Eggs
Easter Eggs
© David Boyne
I’m a happy and well-adjusted individual. Yet, once in a while, I would like to stop being me. I imagine the possibilities if I were to be someone else.… Read full post »
Plein Air Peeing
Plein Air Peeing
© David Boyne
Recently, finding myself alone in the chilled early morning sun-drenched backyard of a suburban San Diego home, I rediscovered a long forgotten small pleasure of being a guy, and… Read full post »
Consume This!
Consume This!
Essay David Boyne
Photo: © Bill Emory. Used by permission. More wicked photos:
BillEmory.com
I could be wrong, but I vaguely recall that my second… Read full post »
Quantum Question

Quantum Question
© David Boyne
I could be wrong, but I was thinking that if quantum physics is true, and our world is what we imagine and believe it to be, when people overwhelmingly imagined and believed the earth to… Read full post »
Revelation! The Secret of the movie The Secret Revealed!
The Secret
© David Boyne
A lot of attention has been paid to the DVD-internet movie phenomenon, The Secret. The folks who made this movie, following in the footsteps of folks like Wallace Delois Wattles, and Dr. Robert Anthony, and lots of other folks who… Read full post »
Who's In Charge?
Who's In Charge?
© David Boyne
Where I live in Encinitas, California, the beaches were closed last weekend because a man from Solana Beach, two towns over, while swimming in the ocean on Friday, was attacked and killed by a great white shark.
That same night I received an email from a dear… Read full post »
It's All Good: NYC vs SoCal

It's All Good
© David Boyne
About every 1.7 hours, I have an out-of-body
experience.
Where do I go during these experiences?
I’m glad I asked. But first, some Back Story.
I was born the son of a poor black sharecropper…
Wait. Wrong Back Story.
I was born in and/… Read full post »
Black Teeth and Bubonic Plague
Black Teeth and Bubonic Plaque
© David Boyne
Before it takes away
All that you've learned to love
It will defeat you
Then teach you to get back up
Because you don't
Always
Have to hold your head
Higher than your heart—from the song Hope, by Jack Johnson
People way smarter than me say… Read full post »

Mean People Suck © David Boyne
Who invented the bumper sticker? An American, no doubt.
Bumper stickers are intrusive and asinine, as are people who use
cell phones in restaurants.
I can't imagine some person in Peru or Japan or Finland thinking,
"I'm going to print a te… Read full post »

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