icyhighs

icyhighs
Location
Thiruvananthapuram, India
Birthday
December 31
Bio
Overqualified, unemployed and homeless. (In an orderly fashion please, ladies.) I'm 28 this August. My ex is my best friend. (Whoa! Ladies! Stay?!) I have a male chromosome thingy tattooed on my chest. I worry daily that it may be interpreted as ''I heart men" instead of..you know...MANHEART (rawrr!!) ...but I figure if I meet a woman who sticks around after my shirt comes off, I'm probably ok. I recently quit my job and moved back in with my parents to go back to Uni and to try and get my novel published. Soon, I'll have to inform them that I am in fact living with them and not just visiting. I'll keep blogging till that happens. After that, it all depends on whether or not bus stations in India have free broadband.

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MAY 12, 2012 5:17AM

Why I suck at casual sex

 


 

 

Before you snigger away, I'd like to make it clear that I don't mean the actual act, of course. I have it on good authority that I'm not any worse at casual sex than I am at relationship sex. How do I know? Because of the three serious relationships/

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Kind of a momentous week, this. Finished Toni Morrison's "The Bluest Eye", finally. Because I've started and stopped so many times in the past, it felt like a big deal. For about 11 seconds. Then I was like WTF?! T'was not the gripping, empowering, seminal Black novel I was expecting. Plus,/… Read full post »

MAY 1, 2012 4:14PM

The Uncle Trap

Today's been a day of discoveries of EPIC proportions. Firstly, I found out that my niblings think I'm a human-sized rodent in a human suit. Secondly, a little less than five minutes ago, I discovered that there's a collective, gender-neutral term for 'the children of one's siblings': yup, it's NIBLI… Read full post »

APRIL 27, 2012 4:40AM

The Wonder Years

The summer of ’94, cruel though it was, was a magical one. Our mango tree, which hadn’t borne fruit in five years, was re-acquainted with the thirst for life, for immortality. Our courtyard was thick with the sticky-sweet scent of her yearning, her branches bustling once again with activiRead full post »

APRIL 25, 2012 3:42AM

How do you write?

 

"Why do some authors write literary fiction? Because they can't plot."

-Lee Child, best-selling author of something called the 'Jack Reacher' novels

 

Yes, but does your boss like bananas? 

 

The words of 'genre' fiction writer Lee Child came back to haunt me this weekend when I was put on the spot by a… Read full post »

APRIL 22, 2012 10:23AM

Why men will be boys

Like Newton and the apple, sometimes it takes a thump on the head to make you realize that you are after all -despite all efforts to ensure it does not happen, again -forever falling. Unlike Newton, my own epiphany happened in the aftermath of a bar brawl. The actual sequence of… Read full post »

APRIL 17, 2012 4:52AM

A Vagina Darkly

 

For a few weeks now, the media has been in a tizzy over a product launched by an Indian company - the Clean and Dry Intimate Wash for women that promises to not only disinfect, but also 'brighten' one's vagina. The feminists and the nationalists and the easily-offended are al/… Read full post »

APRIL 14, 2012 10:22AM

The Dude abides not

Icyhighs and Fatboy, back in the day

 

 

Two weeks of being back at my parents' house, and I've already fallen down the rabbit hole and straight into my teenage garb somehow. I have to constantly remind myself that I'm now an adult, that I can probably look my Dad… Read full post »

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APRIL 10, 2012 4:28AM

Extremely loud and indelibly close

It has now been a little less than a month since I upped and left my Old Life, and re-joined the Fam. This is easily the longest I have spent with them since the Summer of Love & Detox, 2005, which was a recuperative stint post-rehab and probably doesn't count. In… Read full post »

I had to google 'daggering' to find out what it means, but that's only because I'm old. It's what all the kids are doing these days. As with most teenage fads, daggering has been given the "this is EVIL" treatment, most recently by the Office of the Children's Commissioner in the UK. That's/… Read full post »

MARCH 28, 2012 1:15AM

Dirty Picture

I wake up and swear. The clock on my wall tells me it's 11am. I'm in breach of the Third Rule of Living With Parents: No breakfast after 9am. I decide I may as well go downstairs and check if it's worth brushing my teeth.

 

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MARCH 25, 2012 1:37PM

Potty Mouth

My parents are about as liberal and open-minded as you can reasonably expect Indian parents to be. While this is a blessing in most scenarios, you can't sometimes help wishing they were just a little repressed. Privacy, for instance, is a concept as alien in our household as democracy is… Read full post »

MARCH 24, 2012 9:19AM

Nineties Child

"I start a revolution from my bed..." 

-Don't look back in anger, Oasis

Reality Bites (1994): The poster gang for the Boomerang Generation 

The 1990s -culturally- symbolize a lot of different things to people of my generation. While this may seem easily explained by the fact that te… Read full post »

"Honey, I SWEAR Fannie May is not another woman!"

 

Dear Leaders of the First World,

 

I spent the major part of this week reading blogs. Strangers' blogs, random blogs, blogs of pretty women. All in a  Sisyphusian effort to find a few like-minded individuals, people who w… Read full post »

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MARCH 21, 2012 4:00AM

Rent Boy

"I'll just hang my PhD next to Black Sabbath." 

Seems I'm not the only late-20-something moving back in with parents. Most of them have reasons more logical than mine - redundancy, or a bad divorce, or cancer- but it's happening. It's a thingMore 28-year olds than ever are m

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MARCH 18, 2012 4:59AM

White People Problems

The sibling and I have an off-on relationship. Sometimes we don't talk for months at a stretch. Despite which, we are completely in sync whenever we get back in touch, like it was only yesterday that we were chasing each other around our family home.

 

There is an unwritten understanding… Read full post »

MARCH 16, 2012 2:57AM

Ex gon' give it to ya

Shit! The little green blob next to my username says I'm still online. She's seen me, I know she's seen me and I can't sign off now without congratulating her. That would break our Ex-lover Pact of Civility A.K.A The Expac. I thought it would be less pathetic if it sounded like/… Read full post »

MARCH 3, 2012 10:59AM

Honey, who shrunk the kids?

 

A friend of mine, well-intentioned as he always is, emailed me this song by a band called The Honey Trees. Even before I hear the first needy purr of the synthesizer, before the slickly produced video begins to roll, before the  bridge mellows out into the cho/

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FEBRUARY 29, 2012 3:13AM

Let's hear it for suicide

It's a shame that suicide has such a bad name, that it's considered the cowardly way out. If women and homosexuals and transgender types can all (rightfully) fight for equality and respect, why can't the suicidal? Some people are good at life, some are not. Just like some like their wine reRead full post »

FEBRUARY 15, 2012 10:56AM

Pride and prejudice, in Singapore

Singapore has for some time now played host to the Eastern version of the American dream. Immigrants flock here from Vietnam, China, India, the UAE, Europe and even America; some in search of financial freedom, some for sunshine and expat tax-rates, some on the run from the law and personal demons,… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 14, 2012 9:58AM

Let there be love

Many many years ago, before FWB's and the Sixties and sexting, two young horny cavemen sit around trying to figure out a way to get laid. Something simple and all-consuming, something that will stand the test of time, even old age. After much idle contemplation, Levi -the more streetsmart of the… Read full post »