Dr.Spudman 44
- Location
- Several, Washington, USA
- Birthday
- June 06
- Title
- mental health counselor
- Company
- Blackie's Ripples of Hope
- Bio
- I am a liberal hiding out in Idaho/Eastern Washington possibly the most conservative area of the U.S. I taught preschool handicapped children, kindergarten, second, fourth and sixth grades as well as seventh, and eighth grade and high school. I taught and was a single houseparent at a residential treatment center for emotionally disturbed children and young sex offenders.
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I coached boys and girls basketball, baseball and golf for over thirty years. I've had 106 foster kids, operated a runaway shelter near the Canadian border and operated a weekly newspaper of my own creation. I played college baseball, and lived in Mexico for ten months in my young 20’s which changed my entire outlook on life.
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I have been to 48 of the 50 states and all but six major league baseball parks. I was a back-to-the earth hippie who lived on a commune for two years before the goats ate my 2.5 acre garden. I lost my first teaching job on a coin flip when the school levy failed and one other teacher and I were tied for the last layoff spot. I have been across Canada via rail twice and all over the country using Amtrak. I have been married so many times I have rice burns on my face and don’t smoke much dope anymore.
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I don’t drink enough, think George Bush is the worst president in history, and won’t allow Fox News to be broadcast in my home. I am to the left of most liberals, moving toward promoting complete anarchy. I currently am self-employed and provide mental health services to six adult schizophrenic clients.
I cheat at golf and have won five poker tournaments on the Internet.
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My favorite political quote is the one at Robert Kennedy Jr.'s grave site:
"It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human history is shaped. Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope, and crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring those ripples build a current which can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance."
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We are all Ripples of some sort.
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http://idahospud44.wordpress.com/
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'Life is very short/ And there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend.'
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “It has that ring of
authenticity. Anyone who pokes
fun at
Simple Sarah is a
frie…”
August 12, 2009 11:14AM - “The hula is clearly
un-American and that is enough
proof by
itself.”
August 12, 2009 11:06AM - “I think I married Julie
once. For this line: Julie
will screw
this up. I
wonde…”
August 12, 2009 02:46AM - “Hmmm. A very brave
sharing of feelings here. I
suggest that
even though you
ori…”
August 12, 2009 02:11AM - “Oh, Cap'n now you got me
scared if my one sister finds
out
about all the shit I
h…”
August 12, 2009 01:35AM
Dr.Spudman 44's Links
- New list
- WHEN I PLAY IN THE BAND-FINAL
- WHEN I PLAY IN THE BAND PART VIII
- WHEN I PLAY IN THE BAND PART VII
- WHEN I PLAY IN THE BAND PART VI
- WHEN I PLAY IN THE BAND PART V
- WHEN I PLAY IN THE BAND PART IV
- WHEN I PLAY IN THE BAND-PART III
- WHEN i PLAY IN THE BAND-PART II
- WHEN I PLAY IN THE BAND THEY NEVER GIVE ME THE MICROPHONE-Get Out of the Way Hook-Arm
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- PART FOUR-Always the Little Black Girl, My Life Story
- PART THREE-Tanya's Nightime Screams-More Runaway Tales
- PART TWO-Runaway Tales from the Shelter Home-Starring Tanya
- THE RUNAWAY SERIES-Tanya Saw Her Father's Head Explode
Before You Tell Me to Calm Down Read This
In order for one to understand the current political climate, it is helpful if not crucial, to go back to the 1960's in America. Dwight D. Eisenhower, a true war hero who lead D-day, the key battle that broke the back of the Nazi military and allowed us to free… Read full post »
I Gave My Son a Sunset Wave Today
All changes are more or less tinged with melancholy, for what we are leaving behind is part of ourselves. Amelia Barr.

I lifted my hand to give a sunset wave as my son drove off into a painted sky filled with pink… Read full post »
Simple Sarah Palin- Quit Abusing Your Down Baby

Palin in action abusing her child
Simple Sarah Palin is back in the news and once again exploiting her little Down baby in an attempt to score cheap political points. What a disgusting thing to do.
"The America I know and love is not one in which… Read full post »
How They Set Up JFK to Die

This and other negative items were circulated and posted all around the country in the early 1960's. Do you think it could have been a factor in convincing Lee Harvey Oswald that our popular, fairly elected President, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, deserved to die and … Read full post »
I Got Married in a Hospital Room Wearing a Clip-on Tie

I Saw the Future and It Will Be Good

They Couldn't See Me Listening In
I saw the future and it will be good. These flashes, time travels , always come to me at the usual time, after my third pee of the night. It was pitch black out but still hotter than a… Read full post »
Enough with the "Firsts" already
1) Who was your first prom date? Her name was Jeanne and she was one comely, sexy sophomore and I a big stud senior. She was a kind girl and we actually feel in love for two years. She married Richie, who inherited his daddy's car lot. It… Read full post »
Bobby Sent Me a Human Ear in the Mail

Well, come on mothers throughout the land,
Pack your boys off to Vietnam.
Come on fathers, don't hesitate,
Send 'em off before it's too late.
Be the first one on your block
To have your boy come home in a box.
Country Joe and the Fish--
“You don't remember… Read full post »
Obama Gets Kicked in the Nuts!

"A Vigorous Towel Snap Has Not Been Ruled Out"
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Directly after President Obama's last major press conference Senator Mitch McConnell-Kentucky R, ran over and allegedly kicked Obama with a direct shot to the nuts. McConnell was heard to yell:… Read full post »
Who Will Water the Roses?
I
can’t believe there’s not
another world where we will sit
and read new poems to each other
high on a mountain in the wind.
Frank O'hara

She spent each day watering the flowers, especially the roses, in her neighborhood by hand. She was always the fir… Read full post »
Why Do You Worry About Creating Heaven on Earth?
Welcome, my children, to Reverend Spudman's Sunday's service. Today's sermon:
Why Do You Worry So Much About Creating Heaven on Earth?

Martin and Bobby gave a shit
Now, there is a question that immediately was placed in my top ten of oddest, potentially dumbest things… Read full post »
One Must Live, One Must Die
One Must Live, One Must Die
A Tale from Mississippi

The Reverend Jefferson Jackson needed a miracle. He needed someone to die and soon. Actually, he knew the reality at his age, 58, that he may need more than one to die as this was… Read full post »
Perfect, Now I Have to Teach Grown Men How to Get a Woody

Listen up! I have had it with some of you men. Because of you I have to interrupt my enjoyment of a mouthful of creamy pasta at dinner time and listen to maddening commercials with preprogr… Read full post »
I Wounded Fluffy the Cat and Feel Like Hell

I am admittedly one of the worst drivers you will ever come across. And what is worse, I am also a severe critic of other people's miscues while they drive. I mumble under my breath, pound the steering wheel,… Read full post »
I Love Women
I have loved so many women in my fifty eight circles around the sun. I am not just talking about the ones who shared my bed or I theirs of which there were many. I am neither proud nor ashamed of the number.… Read full post »
The Only Answer is LSD

Head Chickenshit Blue Dog Himself
Michael Ross-D Arkansas
Hey, Michael want some sweet tea?
My friend Harry Homeless and I have been chatting via private e-mails and have both reached the same conclusion. The only hope… Read full post »
I Was a Buddhist for One Full Week

I Was A Buddhist for a Week
I hate goats. I had convinced my Idaho childhood buddy, Tommy, to come over with me and live the life of a back to earth hippie on Mosquito Lake Road near the Welcome, Washington Grange Hall. Yes, we… Read full post »
The Boob-Tube Memories
Hey, Little Sister Why Do You Want a Culture War?
We came from the same mother and called the same guy dad. We grew up in a little house and played in the exact same neighborhood. We passed each other delicious plates filled with steaming turkey and green bean casserole at lavish family dinners on Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays.&nbs… Read full post »
Three of My Best Short Stories
You can ignore this post. I was just putting back up some short stories I deleted .
My Ghostly Brother Needs To Die
Dad was drunk yet again and just racing around the curves on the slightly wet road near the lake. Ronnie and I were in the back laughing… Read full post »
When I Play in the Band--the Final Chapter
When I Play in the Band Final
Blackie raised my son Eddy. We moved in together exactly one year after our first love session and lived together for 13 wonderful years. He was Eddy's real father and that's how we all saw it. We had a good life,… Read full post »
The Bitch Just Killed His Two Dogs
Oscar was minding his own business in the Silver Dollar Bar when it happened. He had been in the bathroom and was heading back to the booth where JJ., Blackie and I were waiting. Some big logger dude bumped into him and gave… Read full post »
You Are Quite Possibly Nuts

Goofy Things
When a person comes up and claims he saw a group of teenagers stuffing a midget in a garbage can in the corner lot and kicking him around, you quite probably wonder if he is nuts. When a woman complains that her roommate is farting… Read full post »
I Am So Dumb I Give Dumbasses a Bad Name
I have done so many dumb things over the years that I can't do a whole lot of self-reflection without blushing in shame. Writing this could be another one to add to the legacy.

I once ran out of gas three times in one day. It went like… Read full post »
Okay, Obama You'd Better Come Through



THREE POTENTIAL TRAITORS TO HEALTHCARE REFORM
Landrieu, Lieberman and Ben Nelson
Yeah, if you interpreted that headline as a threat you were and are correct. Obama, you had better sign in a comprehensive, dramatic health care bill like you promised. You might wa… Read full post »
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