The Daily Rant
Imaginary Writer
- Location
- Bristol, North Somerset, England
- Birthday
- February 13
- Title
- MD/Student
- Company
- crazyspider
- Bio
- Matt Hosgood has been in hiding since 2003. His manuscripts float around and occasionally are found in places such as supermarkets and back streets, then posted on the internet.
He knows the location of Lemony Snicket.
MY RECENT POSTS
- A Cup of Soup and a Hot Bath
of Banter: Frank Confessions
August 09, 2010 09:42AM - 2009: My View
December 30, 2009 03:23PM - The Wierdest Dream
November 06, 2009 11:39AM - Joe Brooks - Bristol O2:
25/09/2009
September 27, 2009 12:08PM - The Uselessness of YouTube
June 09, 2009 07:52AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Agreed.
Yeah, like
the budget was the problem?
$35M? Umm, I could do
better
for le…”
April 09, 2009 12:18PM - “Glad I could help with
defining "Emo". :)
Tehe.
American Idol. Sadly,
I…”
April 09, 2009 11:52AM - “Thank you for all your
comments so far!
If you
could possibly post something
about…”
December 07, 2008 07:45AM - “Absolutely never heard.
The last time we had sun was
August
23rd, and that was
on…”
September 01, 2008 11:59AM - “Haha! I
agree.
Thanks for all your
comments by the way!”
August 18, 2008 08:52AM
Imaginary Writer's Links
- Blog Reference
- Netlog: The Source of all Yoof Evil
- Topman Boxers
- Urban Dictionary
A Cup of Soup and a Hot Bath of Banter: Frank Confessions
THIS blog has no particular purpose, only to reflect. We all need time to reflect every now and again, don't we? And we all have our ways of doing it. Relax and Reflect. Two of the most important three 'R's' in the English vocabulary. The third, of course, being recuperate, but without/… Read full post »
2009: My View
The Wierdest Dream
Last night, I had the ultimate strange dream, so I thought I'd write about it...
I seemed to be on holiday in Cornwall with a group of 'friends', some of which actually are and some of which I don't know very well at all in real life. Myself, Dan Elliot, Joe Swift, Will de/… Read full post »
Joe Brooks - Bristol O2: 25/09/2009
WAITING to go into the building below Bristol Ice Rink that is the new O2 Academy in the cold was well worth the surprise that awaited us. MySpace Music phenomenon Joe Brooks appeared from the front doors of the building. I mentioned, jokingly, to my friends that he was off to the pub/… Read full post »
The Uselessness of YouTube
So! After finally completing my web-drama following a year and three months of hard work and dedication, ZerØ, had it's launch on Saturday (June 6th).
As soon as I uploaded it, it noticed that I had music on the video, that, understandably, they thought was breaching copyright law. I quic… Read full post »
Twilight: The Phlegmonemon
Twilight. The time between Dawn and Sunrise, surely?
Not so, these days, Twilight, as many of you will probably know, refers to a series of Vampire Romance novels by Stephenie Meyer. Not so long ago, it was adapted into a film, as many of you also probably know... Unless you are… Read full post »
Dear Brain...: A Letter To A Lost Friend.
THIS IS A RANT TO ANYONE WHO WILL LISTEN
BE WARNED
My House
My Street
LangfordBristol
Monday April 6th 2009
Dear Brain,
As of late, you seem to be being more than a little useless. Are you sure you are still working up there? Or has the stress of life/… Read full post »
A Little Close For Comfort
Well, it's a New Year. Yes, I know it's April, but my last post was in December. Hmm... now that was a while ago. Since then, coursework deadlines have been growing nearer and nearer, went out with a girl, sat my mock GCSE's, signed up for X Factor, broke up with… Read full post »
The Definition of "Culture"
The British Government have recently set up a scheme called "Find Your Talent" whereby "children and young people the chance to try out different cultural and creative activities." 1 My school are the "pilot group" for North Somerset under this scheme. We have a share in £2M to create a piece… Read full post »
"Psst... What's going on?!"
After a recent visit to see the Hound of the Baskervilles at the Theatre Royal, Bath with my GCSE Drama group in occured to me just how little teenagers understand good literature, and above all, good theatre. After the show had finished, many of the group were commenting on how they… Read full post »
Youthful Spirits have a "Lovely Day"
After returning from their fourth tour in July, youth gospel chour Youthful Spirit have wasted no time in getting themseleves back in action. With two concerts already under their belt in the new academic year, the choir performed their third at St Andrews Church in Congresbury last night (Saturday O… Read full post »
Fiona Bruce on the BBC Lunchtime Headlines
While watching the BBC News over Lunch today I was caught out by a comment made by Fiona Bruce about the English weather. While finishing up the daily weather report for England, Ms Bruce commented:
"The country will be scattered with showers and sudden downpours throughout the week. Well there's a… Read full post »
The Floordrobe
The Urban Dictionary: Stereotypes
After my last blog "Yoof's Attack Poor, Innocent SN Users With Potty Mouth" it seems that an explanation is needed for the wide variety of common stereotypes mentioned. So, here we are.
Chav: To many, the common Chav is a person (sadly not just kept to teenagers) who walks around with/… Read full post »
Yoof's Attack Poor, Innocent SN Users With Potty Mouth
Through the Eyes of a Vampire
Through the Eyes of a Vampire
by Matt Hosgood
The thumping music made the blood ripple in my veins. The voices of the hundreds of people in the room merged together to create one big buzz. I clutched at my ears, trying to concentrate. It was Jimmy’s… Read full post »
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