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APRIL 28, 2012 6:18PM

Where Were the Grownups?

It is a bit mindboggling- isn't it? The Secret Service- the gun carrying, top security  clearence possesing and security obssessed department charged with protecting the life of POTUs,  and who are supposed to be willing to die to do that- behaving like Animal House wannabees.  Aand no… Read full post »

APRIL 11, 2012 2:05AM

Cleaning Up the Santorum

Rick Frothy Fecal Matter  has announced that he is   suspending his campaign for Fuhrer-Pope of Amerikkka. Santorum called Mittens to surrender, before heading off to his secret aluminum foil  lined bunker in West Bertechsgaden, Texas, where he will continue his war against the real Co… Read full post »

In Afghanistan, as  was the case in Iraq, the locals seem to react rather negatively when in atttempt to control crowds of angry rioters, the US military shoots them. Often, these  protests are caused by other people becoming collateral damage, so there's a never ending cycle of death, prot… Read full post »

Buckle your seat belts- this is going to be a RANT- Big Time.

 http://news.yahoo.com/penn-judge-muslims-allowed-attack-people-insulting-mohammad-

 

Michael Martin is an Iraqi war vet and a state judge inPennsylvania. He's also a convert to Islam, and this fucking moronoic asshole apparentl… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 14, 2012 6:10PM

Mormons Baptizing, Recruiting Dead Jews

Mormon Church  officials have issued an apopolgy after   the church was caught having performed baptisms of deceased Jewish Holocaust survivor and war criminal tracer SimonWeisenthal's  equally  Jewish,  equally dead parents. 

http://news.yahoo.com/mormons-apologize-postRead full post »

FEBRUARY 7, 2012 3:52PM

The Last WWI Veteran Has Died

On  Saturday,  Florence Green of King's Lynn, Norfolk, England died, two weeks short of her 111th birthday.

Mrs Green was believed to be the last  surviving  veteran of  World War I. On the planet.  Although she never left England, she was a serving member of the Women's… Read full post »

DECEMBER 22, 2011 4:05PM

A Scary Christmastime Fable

They gathered by night. Discretely, a parade of large black SUVs with tinted windows periodically stopped near the Washington Monument (conveniently shuttered for repair) to each drop off a solitary passenger. Each one made his (as there were only two women attending) way into the Monument and to a s… Read full post »

DECEMBER 17, 2011 2:30PM

RIP America- 1776-2011

Rest in peace America- at one time you were a grand idea, a literal beacon of liberty, an experiment in democracy which almost succeeded. Despite  your flaws, and the periodic, regular attempts by the Powers  That Be to prevent any change which would result in the loss of their power, you… Read full post »

DECEMBER 7, 2011 2:40PM

Eulogy For A Friend

Frederick Raymond Dodge  (Jan 23, 1968- Nov 30, 2011)

I've known  Fred since almost forever. We grew up together and in our younger days I confess we  did a vast  assortment of wild and crazy things.
We had a shared history I have with  no one else.   Its not a stretc… Read full post »

Pass it on...

Iraq war veteran Scott Olsen got his skull fractured in the Occupy Oakland movement.

Send a get well card to him here:

Scott Olsen, USMC
Highland Hospital
1411East 31st Street
Oakland, CA 94602

SEPTEMBER 18, 2011 5:40PM

How Can You Not Love These Guys?

Barry- what the hell is WRONG with you? Of course taxing millionaires is a bad idea, you ingrate.

Its also un-American, un patriotic, and advancing your pro-Muslim, socialistic, fascistic agenda.

Millionaires should never be taxed- they should be worshipped as the superior beings they obviously are-… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 8, 2011 8:27PM

Barry- For America's Sake- Grow a Pair

Despite his attempt to hypnotize Congress into passing the jobs bill with his constant refrain of "Pass this bill, pass it now", what hit me more strongly was his overwheming attempt at appeasing the Republicans. He seemed to be pleading for their votes.  Warren Buffet supports this. There's not… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 8, 2011 2:32PM

Welcome To Weimar

Welcome to Weimar,

we're living with hate.

Welcome to Weimar,

we just can't relate.

Welcome to Weimar,

its reality, not fate.

Welcome to Weimar,

its the world We create.

Welcome to Weimar,

the  new Fuhrer awaits.

Welcome to Weimar,

its getting too late.

Welcome to Weimar-

we used to be great.… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 1, 2011 12:20AM

Diana

 Since no one else has mentioned it yet- I guess its up to me. Fourteen years since a goodly portion of the world and especially England's population seemingly lost its will to live. Especially Elton John. Fortunately the insanity was only temporary.  But it was a tragic ending&nb… Read full post »

There's an excellent column in the current issue of Newsweek, comparing Barack Obama to Neville Chamberlain, and calling for him to step down in favor of Hillary Clinton for 2012. I second the notion.

Chamberlin- the discredited, disgraced and disgraceful champion of appeasement was so eager to avoid… Read full post »

JULY 12, 2011 3:25AM

A Death In The Family

she screamed when she opened the door

and saw the end of all her dreams

and the beginning of all the nightmares

that started

the moment she saw the shell

which used to be him

dangling in the air

above their kitchen table.

 

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Or Natalee Hollaway? Or Jaycee Dugard ? Or Elizabeth Smart? Or the Runaway Bride? Or Chandra Levy?

It is a sad fact of American society that domestic violence is far more commonplace than poeople like to admit. DEath at the hands of a parent or caregiver- often mommy's new boyfriend -… Read full post »

JUNE 29, 2011 5:04PM

TSA HIRING TEST FOR SCREENERS

 1.You are selecting a potential sexual assault victim ( I mean paying member of the flying public) for an invasive pat down. Who do you choose?

A. The crying 6 month old baby.

B. The very elderly woman in the wheel chair.

C. The hot stud muffin of the same or… Read full post »

I was starting to feel unloved. Other Osers had recently  been graced by friendship and credit card  info requests courtesy of the  beautiful and lovely Miss Mada, but not me.  Was my FICA score too low? My income too inadequate to support her in the style to which I'm sure s… Read full post »

MAY 22, 2011 7:26PM

No Rapture- Ooops, My Bad

Don't know about the rest of you guys, but I'm looking forward to October- when The  Next Really Big Show-apocalypse wise is scheduled. So this  highly publicized and and anticipated Rapture biz  didn't quite  live up to the hype- well maybe the next one - the Real Apocalypse will… Read full post »

OK- I'm a  complete shit for even bringing this up- totally crass, tasteless and lacking in empathy. I agree- but it doesn't alter the truth.

The tornadoes which wreaked havoc- bringing death and  utter devastation to a large part of the South were horrific. The resulting wide spread d… Read full post »

I needed a breather before writing this, to be calm, collected,  logical, rational- and then decided- screw that- the other side isn't...

What in the name of all  that  is holy is wrong with this country?  Almost HALF of surveyed  (and by extrapolation the rest of them as wel… Read full post »

Paul Ryan, the 41 year old Wisconsin Republican Congressman who is the House Budget Committee chair is one of the most dangerous men in America. 

His  well spoken demeanor and  attractive appearance serve to conceal and  distract from his fanatically extremist political and econo… Read full post »

Not long ago an unthinking,  irrational, mindlessly moronic, fundamentalist, religious fanatic ( I know I'm being redundant) in Florida burned a copy of the Koran. It took a while for news of that deed to reach the bastion of  beneficence and civilization and recipient of a never endin/Read full post »

 President Obama  and the members of his cabinet blather on about how important it is to defend the Libyan people from that evil-doer Khadaffi, and try to justify yet another war in the Middle East. 
 
Right. Yes- of course its sad that Khadaffi is not a nice person and doesn't… Read full post »