Ramblifications of the Moderately Warped

Ina Townsend Young

Ina Townsend Young
Location
Ohio, USA
Birthday
January 27
Title
Goddess
Bio
Ina lives near the shore of a Great Lake with the most recent victim in her long line of husbands. She has had unpaid works published in the local small town newspaper on two occasions; otherwise, her work has been ignored, except for on the net. This could also be because she is a lazy writer who has no ambition to be published. She is desperately looking for her pre-nicotine free figure in every bag of Oreos that she can find. In her spare time, she enjoys gardening, traveling, and avoiding dead birds.

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MAY 6, 2010 8:59AM

The NotJoker

We were so looking forward to just sitting at the tiny, three stool bar at the restaurant attached to our hotel.  We needed to slum it, in the fashion we were most accustomed to.  From our balcony, we could see that there was only one person sitting at the bar, and… Read full post »

DECEMBER 21, 2009 9:09AM

Menopause Feet

Believe it or not, there are certain joys to be had in menopause. One of them is the lack of hair growing on your legs. Of course, this is offset by the abundance of hair that now pokes out of your upper lip

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DECEMBER 15, 2009 3:22PM

Attack of the Killer Shoes

Initially, they started congregating quietly. Silently, they crept from the summer closet, sneaking down the hall.

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Very soon, their forces were joined by the occupants of the winter closet and the overflow over-the-door shoe rack.

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They congregated at the top of the stairs… Read full post »

DECEMBER 14, 2009 8:55AM

The Killer Sparrow

First of all, let me assure you that I consider myself to be a brave and strong woman.  I took care of a house and raised three kids on my own.  I put myself through college, I learned how to paint, wallpaper and install toilets.   I tiled and carpeted floors… Read full post »