They're everywhere. You hear them on the news, see them on the sidewalks, read their blogs, and your kids may in fact go to school with their kids. These neurotic individuals who deviate from the mainstream and preach a more sinister sermon of global politics and diabolical cover-ups. I'm referring to "conspiracy theorists." A class of creature you're now better off assimilating with than fighting. 

In recent years their numbers have grown into the hundreds of thousands and it's about time we crushed the language barrier. In order to peacefully live with and do business with these "nuts" we've complied a complete list of vocabulary words that conspiracy theorists use on a day-to-day basis which a normal citizen may understand in a totally different way! These words were defined through vigorous research and one on one interviews with the top conspiracy brass. Enjoy. 

 Read the dictionary:

http://ithp.org/articles/conspiracydictionary.html