A Journal reporter tries on Google Glass, essentially a wearable smartphone in the guise of eyeglasses that allows the user to take pictures, send messages and...

In addition to the above really cool features, these lenses offer the viewer the discrete power to see through the human form -- even those with altered speech patterns, who practically let their ego whistle down cabs with a mere nod. 

 ... Cause applause at Town Hall meetings to actually lower the collective Emotional Intelligence to that of an Albino Jelly Fish. 

.... And when viewing Dr. Seuss characters attempting to whimsically commune with wooden chairs, cue up the Rev. Jesse Jackson's rendition of "Green Eggs and Ham" , done on SNL, in perfect pitch, reaching the lowest octave possible in most humans.

... One can see around corners:  Amaze friends with the ability to see a man wildly gesticulating the way Mussolini would from the Balcony in Rome, waving and smiling in ardent rapture for his very own  political elevation.  Now, you'll know why --  and how desperate he may well be.

But, with the GOOGLE lenses, you'll see it virtually before it actually happens ...

 Let's Make Certain What We Want Them To See -- Or,